Fat girls need jobs too (please help!)

Imabeaner · 11-03-2005, 08:30 PM

Hi Everyone!
I am going for a pre-employment urine test, (10 panel!) and I need some advice. The last time I smoked was Sept 4th, but I smoked a lot that day, just regular grade stuff (vaporizer and rolled). I smoked almost a whole J myself about 2 weeks before that and ate a "brownie". Other than that, I smoked occasionally, maybe once a weekend or every other weekend.

I haven't smoked at all since 9/4, but I am concerned that because of my weight and (obvious) lack of physical activity that it will stay in my system longer than most people. Any advice please!!! This is a great job and I don't want to blow it!

Female
30 years old
5'8"
290lbs.

Buzzby · 11-03-2005, 08:57 PM

You'll probably pass but you should acquire a home test and make sure. Test the first part of the first pee of the morning. If you get a negative result with that you're home free. If you don't, it's time to start thinking about taking special measures.

Dilution and aspirin-- the technique

DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines from N2

Substitution techniques always work, but take some practice and can't be used in a closely observed test.

SUBSTITUTION: Tips, tricks and guidelines by N2

and look at

Fooling the Bladder Cops

joel223 · 11-04-2005, 02:03 AM

Listen to Buzz, if you can't pas the home test with dillution then substitute. Substitution is great, sure fire way of passing as long as you keep the temp. at the right level.

Imabeaner · 11-04-2005, 03:39 AM

I ordered some THC tests on the internet. Instead of the "dip stick" type they were the kind you use a cup and dropper, same concept I think, with the 2 lines negative and one line positive. I asked the website that I bought them from and they said they are the standard 50 ng/ml.

I took one last night before bed and it was negative, and then I took one when I woke up this morning and it was negative too. I am just worried because this is a good job opportunity. Is there a difference in the home tests? Does quality vary by brand or are they all pretty reliable?

11-03-2005, 08:30 PM	#1
Imabeaner New Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2 Grams: 2,147.55 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Fat girls need jobs too (please help!) Hi Everyone! I am going for a pre-employment urine test, (10 panel!) and I need some advice. The last time I smoked was Sept 4th, but I smoked a lot that day, just regular grade stuff (vaporizer and rolled). I smoked almost a whole J myself about 2 weeks before that and ate a "brownie". Other than that, I smoked occasionally, maybe once a weekend or every other weekend. I haven't smoked at all since 9/4, but I am concerned that because of my weight and (obvious) lack of physical activity that it will stay in my system longer than most people. Any advice please!!! This is a great job and I don't want to blow it! Female 30 years old 5'8" 290lbs.

11-03-2005, 08:57 PM	#2
Buzzby Buddhist Curmudgeon Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 17,755 Grams: 106,636.65 Thanks: 1,174 Thanked 7,854 Times in 3,614 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	You'll probably pass but you should acquire a home test and make sure. Test the first part of the first pee of the morning. If you get a negative result with that you're home free. If you don't, it's time to start thinking about taking special measures. Dilution and aspirin-- the technique DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines from N2 Substitution techniques always work, but take some practice and can't be used in a closely observed test. SUBSTITUTION: Tips, tricks and guidelines by N2 and look at Fooling the Bladder Cops __________________ “I hope we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our moneyed corporations which dare already to challenge our government to a trial by strength, and bid defiance to the laws of our country.” ~ Thomas Jefferson Theocracy Watch

11-04-2005, 03:39 AM	#4
Imabeaner New Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2 Grams: 2,147.55 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Differences in home tests? I ordered some THC tests on the internet. Instead of the "dip stick" type they were the kind you use a cup and dropper, same concept I think, with the 2 lines negative and one line positive. I asked the website that I bought them from and they said they are the standard 50 ng/ml. I took one last night before bed and it was negative, and then I took one when I woke up this morning and it was negative too. I am just worried because this is a good job opportunity. Is there a difference in the home tests? Does quality vary by brand or are they all pretty reliable?

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