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Old 12-07-2005, 10:50 PM   #1
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Default Random Dipstick (?) testing, need advice

Okay, there is a possibility that once a month I will get ramdon tested. I know for a fact that the bathroom used to take the test is the company's public bathroom (which has a lock and a sink for normal use in it). I also have seen the ua cups that they administer (although not closely). I'm fairly certain just from seeing other people go through the process, that I won't be watched closely, if at all. And to explain the test, it's not dipstick per say, it has a readout and a thermo on the side. The readout has bubles under each different drug type that light up if possitive.

Now to my questions. The first involves food coloring and heated water from the bathroom tap. I have done research on-line, but can't really find anything about using this method. What I'm unsure of, is if the dipstick test actually needs urine to produce a result (certain chemicals maybe that set it off?), or if I can use water to fool it.

The other would be adding bleach to the cup before peeing in it, with my obbviously dirty, dirty, dirty piss.

Keep in mind that I do have one "dose" of clean pee left, but I plan on using it for future job hunts. And it would also be a pain in the ass to prep, since I leave for the meeting from work and ride with one of my boss's.

Any replies/help would be appreciated, thanks.
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Old 12-07-2005, 11:47 PM   #2
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Um do you have any friends that can give you clean urine? Or does no1 know you smoke or something?. just use the urine you got and when the next test comes up either a)stay clean for it or b) get more clean urine from someone


Ps: yes tests have a control line that tells you if its piss or not...
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Old 12-07-2005, 11:51 PM   #3
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Well, I could most likely get more from my brother. It's just the hassle of getting it ready with my boss giving me a ride. I could be sneaky about it and go to the can before hand and get it ready. Just more work than I was looking for, especially for a 1/30 chance of getting called. So no on the bleach? I've heard mixed things about it, and haven't ever tried it out.
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Now to my questions. The first involves food coloring and heated water from the bathroom tap. I have done research on-line, but can't really find anything about using this method. What I'm unsure of, is if the dipstick test actually needs urine to produce a result (certain chemicals maybe that set it off?), or if I can use water to fool it.
Water will pass a dipstick drug assay. Just be absolutely sure that a specimen integrity check (creatnine, ph, sg) is not conducted prior to the toxin check.

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The other would be adding bleach to the cup before peeing in it, with my obbviously dirty, dirty, dirty piss.
There had been reports of people claiming to have passed with bleach, but obviously a specimen integrity check wasnt performed on the sample. I personally would not recommend it.

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Keep in mind that I do have one "dose" of clean pee left, but I plan on using it for future job hunts. And it would also be a pain in the ass to prep, since I leave for the meeting from work and ride with one of my boss's.
If you are brave enough to sneak in a container of bleach into the boss mans car for the trip to the test site, then you are brave enough to sneak in that dose of clean pee.
Follow IamN2pot's Substitution thread in the sticky section of this forum as it contains tips and guidelines on concealing the sub'ed sample and maintaining its temperature. More passing tips (excuse the pun) from N2 can be found by clicking on his username, and doing a search of N2's previous posts.

Of course theres always the Quick Fix synthetic urine.
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Okay, two quick questions then to wrap this up.

1. I don't have any hotel shampoo bottles. I plan on running to the store tomorrow night after school and picking something up. Any suggestions? Do they sell travel size shampoo bottles at grocery stores?

2. Any recommended synthetic urine brand? I know there's alot out there, and I'm fairly positive my local stores don't carry it.

/edit Quick Fix? Let me look into this.
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