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Old 12-08-2005, 02:30 AM   #1
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Default Any advice on how to pass an impromptu home test?

I am an 18 year old male, 5'9" and approx 135 lb. I am very skinny, have always had a very high metabolism, and I don't excercise too much, but I am looking to change that. Up until recently I was a heavy smoker due to my first semester in college. I recently came home for the weekend, so I went to hang with some old friends and ended up with an extra j. To make a long story short, my parents found it. Now they are threatening to randomly drug test me (using a home test from RiteAid I'm sure). I don't want to quit (I will cut down though), but I will still be considered a chronic smoker I'm sure.

Is there any advice you can give me on how I might be able to pass an Impromptu drug test? From all that I have looked at, either getting a clean donor to give me some urine in a jar or some form of additive would work. I would much prefer an additive since I can always carry it in, say a small Visine bottle, but I don't know which ones actually work.

Any thoughts??

Thanks in advance!!!
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Old 12-08-2005, 02:52 AM   #2
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first of al you might get closed for this topic. but anyways....

My parents know i smoked (and did a lot worse things) now im on probation and ive told them str8 up im gonna smoke when i finish, they say its my choice although they dont agree with it, they are accepting it. what are they gonna do? honestly? ground you LMAO....
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:15 AM   #3
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It is against the policies of this site to aid children in deceiving their parents. Please read the Posting Guidelines.
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That rule is not limited to just children. It is against guidelines to help any user deceive their parents.

I'm just being nitpicky.
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I agree. We can't help you deceive your parents.
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