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Ozzterra420

Today i had a drug test for college, if i fail i'm pretty sure i get kicked out. The last time i smoked was 33 days ago but i am 300 pounds and weed stays with me for a long time. i drank 1 gallon of water last night and 1 gallon this morning then 4 hours before the test i ate 4 asprin then 3 hours 20 min before the test i drank the triple strength 32 strip natural cleanser, and the another 3 quarters of a gallon of water and then an hour and a half before the test i ate another asprin but an hour before the test i puked. the detox said it starts to work in 30 min. so should it already have kicked in? please give me feedback anything to ease my mind!!

 

crashalot

33 days sounds good , a ton of liquid, that sounds good too . Asprin is a plus . I know it's easy to say from my side, but try to relax, I think you're in good shape

Buzzby

My guess is that you'll get a "negative-dilute" result and be required to retest. What you describe is way too much water for a good dilution.

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grillmeats

Next time drink Gatorade.

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Ozzterra420

MY piss was a yellow maybe a neonish though, do you think since i puked it mattered? should the strip detox have still worked? Thanks for the feedback!

 

Buzzby

All of these products work by dilution. They do not convert THC metabolites into something that can't be detected, as they'd like you to believe. You can duplicate the actions of these products for a fraction of the price by following the guidelines in these links:

Dilution and aspirin-- the technique

DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines from N2

Because they work by dilution, detox drinks can fail if the concentration of THC metabolites is too high. Drinking a lot of fluids makes you pee a lot, reducing the concentration of THC metabolites in your blood. They'll be restored from that stored in fatty tissue but eventually they'll all leach out if you don't smoke. Drinking a reasonable amount of fluids shortly before your test will dilute your urine, lowering the concentration of THC metabolites. If you dilute too much it will spoil the test and you'll be retested or failed. The aspects of dilution techniques other than drinking fluids are to make dilute urine appear to be less dilute. At high concentrations of THC metabolites it is not possible to dilute enough without diluting too much.

The aspirin in the dilution + aspirin technique will mask THC metabolites on an EMIT test if the concentration is not too high.