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Professor Pot

Hi! I just graduated college 2 days ago and I have been a heavy smoker for the past 10 years. Heavy meaning DAILY and not the crappy pot, the good stuff. Well, the last puff I took was on Thanksgiving. I got a job yesterday and they told me my background check/drug screening would be Jan 4. My question is, I am not skinny but I am not huge either, about 5'7" and 180 lbs. I have a friend who will give me clean pee for substitution, but is it necessary if I quit on Thanksgiving and I don't have to test until Jan 4? I am just nervous about the whole substitution thing. Also, if I do decide to substitute, should I put like a test tube of it in my girly parts? Will that keep it the proper temperature? How long can it stay in there for? The orientation material says it could be between 2 and 6 hours long, depending on how many new hires there are. help!

 

HappyMan

If you quick on thanksgiving you should be fine by 1/4.

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grillmeats

Why not home test yourself Janurary 2nd and you'll know for sure.

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Buzzby

The average daily smoker is clean enough to pass a UA in 30 days. Note the word "average". We've had people report being dirty after 105 days: heavy smokers of powerful weed who were carrying a lot of extra body fat.

The only way to be sure is to test yourself, as GM suggested. If you don't test clean with the first part of the first pee of the day, a couple of days before your pre-emp test, then you need to start thinking about dilution or substitution. You might want to get prepared earlier than that. Subbing takes a bit of practice and successful dilution is more likely if you start creatine loading several days before the test. Also, exercise burns body fat, which releases THC metabolites into your bloodstream. This is a good thing up to three days before your test. For the last three days, though, you want to be in fat-storing mode to allow your body to excrete whatever is loose in your blood.

Dilution and aspirin-- the technique

DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines from N2

Substitution techniques always work, but take some practice and can't be used in a closely observed test.

SUBSTITUTION: Tips, tricks and guidelines by N2

and look at

Fooling the Bladder Cops

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