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Jones007

Could I simply get one of my friends to memorize my information and go in and have them piss for me? I see no where on the drug packet they gave me about bringing ID ...and I could fill out all info on the sheet have a clean buddy memorize it and take the test for me?

Anyone who has had a test at Quest Diagnostics please let me know. I have a urine drug test 5 panel.

Jones

if not I have a buddy who said he would piss for me the morning of the test. was thinking of pissing my own piss in the cup waiting for temp label to light up then substitute. What is the best way to keep the substitute some what warm so the temp label doesnt read 90-100 but the piss is cold?

thanks again guys! hope this all works out

 

trade04

they WILL ask for Id...

Sec

I don't care what your info sheet says, but our policy is: No Photo ID, No test. period. We have sent people home to get their photo ID. Funny, they drive up in their car, show up with their purse or wallet, then claim they have no photo ID. Usually they don't come back. Some labs (Medtox, for one) have a checkbox on the form to indicate which form of ID was used to identify the donor. Checking ID is part of the procedure.

Someone else should comment about the temp. Personally I hve never experimented with the temp strip or with substitutions for obvious reasons.

Sec

sorry, I err'ed and can't fix it. needed to delete the msg. resubmitted above.

Locutus

hey Jones007- YOU NEVER responded to my reply on your thread
http://www.marijuana.com/420/showthread.php?t=43296
did you even go back and read it at all? or follow the links i left you there? or was i just wasting my time trying to help you? because there are plenty of tips there about heating urine & subbing...

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Jones007

yes i read your but just wanted some information on the best way to tackle the temp situation for my specific lab. im going to buy a test kit today and piss in the cup wait a few minutes till the temp strip lights up and then sub it and see what happens.

otherwise im going to buy the thinggy for $150.00 that keeps piss/synthetic warm for up to 4 hours. This job pays my way through college so im willing to do it at any expense.

and THANK you, your post greatly helped me out just wanted more specifics on sub method for my lab. (quest)

i guess another question I have is what is the BEST synthetic piss I can use?
"The Urinator" claims they have the best and no one has ever had problems, not even one. Is this legit? I know some sites can boast about their products to get some money and not give a flying flip about your results. Also any other comments on the urinator would be great. My brother has the same job and he took his yesterday. He had 5 minutes alone in a bathroom at Quest.

Hes my identical twin so I dont know why I dont just have him take my ID in since we look very much the same...guess im apprehensive about asking him to do so since he doesnt smoke.

THANKS ALOT GUYS! im not even strssing about the test your information has given me tons of ways to pass

grillmeats

Get some quick fix. That thing is just a gimmick

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Jones007

could i get the urinator and use quick fix? i want to buy the urinator and overnight it tomorrow morning but not if anyone has hear the company is bogus or the item is not as described. has anyone heard anything corrupt or negative about the urinator?

i used someones clean piss today and did the sub. method. I pissed in the cup waited till the temp strip lighted up and used my buddies urine which was strapped to my body so it would stay luke warm and the test came back negative. as long as i dump all of my piss out this method will work in the lab wont it? do i need to rinse the cup out before i add a sub to it or will the remains of my piss be to weak to come up if i dump everything out but the film that stays in the cup?

thanks alot guys, i really do appreciate it!

Locutus

practice makes perfect, but you should probably use a handwarmer or a heatpatch, like the kind they sell for $1 each at whizzinator.com or at the pharmacy

those are good for regular random testing, but for a one-time unobserved test, all you need is a handwarmer or heatpatch and a temp strip & a little practice

you're welcome, glad it helped

let me tell you that i am a hard-core skeptic, and i don't believe in hardly any guarantees, and i can see placebos for what they are, in more aspects than just dt. but that claim by urinator is one that i DO believe in. one reason why is is better than others is because it includes the human component called igG, but that doesn't really matter unless your canadian or have agreed to genetic testing, but they aren't allowed to check for this on drug tests in the US. we've heard rumors that quickfix4.0 also has a canadian version which includes this genetic component too. but the concentrated dr. johns sold by urinator.com does not include the bottle or temp strip or heat patch. you can get it from cleartest.com as a whole kit, but then, as with the dehydrated version from whizzinator.com which is another top quality product known to pass every time when given at the proper temp, is that once you mix them with water, you have to use them right away or beware of spoilage. but with quickfix4.0 you have a big advantage that it is pre-mixed and can even be re-heated on a daily basis for a year without any problems. and it comes with the bottle, temp strip & heat patch, and only costs about $12 on ebay.

you don't think they'd recognize him from yesterday? besides, why risk or hassle with substituting a whole 'nother person when it's so easy to just sub the 2oz bottle of synth instead?

cool, no problem, glad we could help, good luck

Jones007

so my best bet would be to buy some quick fiz 4.0 ...warm it up with some hand warmers and sub?

also ...is there somewhere i can donate ...if i pass

as you can tell im a little ...high and drunk right now acting stupid ...just a big question ...why the HECK does my company care what im doing at 4:00 (my drug use) in the am when they know good and well that ill be at work at 9am and selling their product making them tons of money ...bastards!

two questions that i need to get nailed b/c i have to order/buy everything tomorrow for test on 5th.

1) will taking a piss in the test cup, dumping it out after temp strip lights up...then subing with warm piss work? h ow long wil the temp strip stay in the range if i puit luke warm piss in it after my own sits in it for a few min?

2) what is the BEST sub for a test at QUEST. anyone who has PASSED at Quest with a synthetic sub ...please respond!

thanks a ton guys ...

ps,- my brother took his in a different town we live in different cities but there are prob 10 Quest locations between here and there (1 hour drive) ...(identical twins)