Cranberry Juice and my UA

Andre3K · 01-17-2006, 09:31 PM

Most likely tommorow I will have a urinalysis test after my interview. I stopped smoking just about 3 weeks ago and before that I smoked heavily on and off for about a month if that. I drank like 3 big jugs of cranberry juice and I was wondering if that could have done the trick as far as cleaning up my system. I am 5'11" and 230 lbs. I know that your weight has a little to do with how long it stays in the system.

Buzzby · 01-18-2006, 12:20 AM

Your weight has a lot to do with how long THC metabolites stay in your system. They're stored in fat cells and released as fat is burned.

Drinking a lot of cranberry juice might have had a small effect in reducing the amount of THC metabolites in your blood by increasing your urine output. Unfortunately, the THC metabolites in your blood are restored by those being released from body fat.

The only way to know if you'll pass a UA is to give yourself a UA. THC tests are available at drugstores or (much less expensively) from sellers on eBay. If you test negative with the first part of the first pee of the day you're home free.

If you don't, start thinking about dilution or substitution:

Dilution and aspirin-- the technique

DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines from N2

Substitution techniques always work, but take some practice and can't be used in a closely observed test.

SUBSTITUTION: Tips, tricks and guidelines by N2

and look at

Fooling the Bladder Cops

Andre3K · 01-18-2006, 03:35 AM

Thanks for the help.

grillmeats · 01-18-2006, 09:45 AM

Have you thought of subbing? It could be the answer to your problems.

Andre3K · 01-18-2006, 07:50 PM

Well, I lucked out and I won't have to take the test for another week at least, so now I have more than enough time to get prepared. Thanks for all the help.

Andre3K · 01-24-2006, 08:04 AM

Bastards, looks like I won't have a test period. I got the second interview and then got a letter in the mail a couple of days ago that I didnt get hired. Time to smoke it up. I was wondering...I'm pretty sure that I am clean...I was wondering if it would be safe to toke just a little, say a gram total and be all good after a week with some excercizing and hanging out in the sauna.

01-17-2006, 09:31 PM	#1
Andre3K New Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6 Grams: 1,872.50 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Cranberry Juice and my UA Most likely tommorow I will have a urinalysis test after my interview. I stopped smoking just about 3 weeks ago and before that I smoked heavily on and off for about a month if that. I drank like 3 big jugs of cranberry juice and I was wondering if that could have done the trick as far as cleaning up my system. I am 5'11" and 230 lbs. I know that your weight has a little to do with how long it stays in the system.

01-18-2006, 12:20 AM	#2
Buzzby Buddhist Curmudgeon Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 16,817 Grams: 91,285.37 Thanks: 998 Thanked 6,800 Times in 3,141 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Your weight has a lot to do with how long THC metabolites stay in your system. They're stored in fat cells and released as fat is burned. Drinking a lot of cranberry juice might have had a small effect in reducing the amount of THC metabolites in your blood by increasing your urine output. Unfortunately, the THC metabolites in your blood are restored by those being released from body fat. The only way to know if you'll pass a UA is to give yourself a UA. THC tests are available at drugstores or (much less expensively) from sellers on eBay. If you test negative with the first part of the first pee of the day you're home free. If you don't, start thinking about dilution or substitution: Dilution and aspirin-- the technique DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines from N2 Substitution techniques always work, but take some practice and can't be used in a closely observed test. SUBSTITUTION: Tips, tricks and guidelines by N2 and look at Fooling the Bladder Cops __________________ 60% of the people of America now say we are heading toward a depression. Not a recession, a depression. We are in desperate need of profitable industries that we can tax. Um... Now can we legalize pot? ~ Bill Maher Theocracy Watch

01-18-2006, 09:45 AM	#4
grillmeats No Longer Active Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,688 Grams: 4,570.57 Thanks: 39 Thanked 46 Times in 38 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Have you thought of subbing? It could be the answer to your problems. __________________ I use to like this site, but it out grew my interests. If you want to pass a test, Quit Smoking, I have!

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