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Need a job, found a job, but must take a drug test before starting. Theres no way im going to pass, the test is going to be with in the next 2 weeks. I've been smoking for years, on and off daily smoker (currently on that habit right now since early september)...

My plan: The place im going to take my urine test at is not too strict so i hear. No one is in the room while you are peeing... I plan on bringing a friend a long with me and right before i go inside the "lab" so to say, my friend is going to piss in a condom for me that I will be using to subsitute. It shouldn't take more than 5 minutes for me to be in the room giving my sample.

I'll probably bring one of those hand warmers (put in your pocket for cold days, it warms it self up when exposed to air) just to keep the urine at a good temp.

The urine im going to use is 100% clean so i'm set at that... does this sound like a winning plan? Otherwise im screwed... From the time I take my friends urine to the time im handing them the cup should not be more than 10-15 minutes.