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chitbyrd

Was clean for about 12 days with 4 extreme sauna visits and gallons of cranberry and water. Took test, rushed home smoked good bowl preprepared (f'ing mistake), received call from clinic - yesterday's test too diluted!

2nd attempt:
4 days clean tons of beer and water and not as much cranberry this time. ON advice from friend, bought a flush out punch and consumed day of test. I took 3 home tests (2 of one type - FAILED and 1 of another PASSED). Im 200lbs and decent metab. These home tests are crap or I'm in deep doo doo. Went to get another punch and gobbled more water. Then into the test.
I think I'm history on the new job.

ANY THOUGHTS. I'm dying here.

 

29yeartoker

I wish you would have found this site before you took the advice from your friend. You should have stuck with the cranberry instead of the water. There is where you are diluting. If you read the dilution sticky by N2, that will tell you exactly what you should do. I hope you passed. Let us know.

Later,
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chitbyrd

Yeah it seems like I was on track before. And my readings here have just made me more freaked about my numerous mistakes this week.

It is preemployment but I am the only candidate. I am just going to insist that I do not use drugs and after this it's probably a true statement.

29yeartoker

Hey, we all live and learn. If we didn't learn by our mistakes then we definately deserve what comes next. Just read N2's dilution sticky and you should do just fine as long as you follow it to the letter. This is just in case you fail this test and you have to take another test for another company. Also make sure you abstain from smoking till you find a job. Make sure you actually have the job not just until you finish the test as you know now.

Later,
29

Hawg

Drinking water instead of Gatorade is a mistake made by quite a few. If you can use Quick Fix and sub works everytime, just get the temp right.

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chitbyrd

Ok, I called my MRO after not hearing from my potential employer wondering about the results. (I read that this is completely acceptable and that this cannot have an effect on the results, themselves). I spoke with the designated mro for the drug screen as noted on the control form. I gave my ss # and specimen number and they told me that they would be notifying XXX company about the results. This XXX is a previous employer and a company that i no longer work for! KKEEp in mind that I am currently PRE testing for a NEW JOB. I couldn't believe what i was hearing. After I screamed that I am not even testing for this company, this MRO said that he would call me back.
tHE MRO called me back and said the results would be reported immediately to my company. I SAID WHICH COMPANY WILL YOU BE REPORTING TO? the poor guy couldn't even tell me.
Meanwhile, my humble new potential employer started on his own trek to find out the results so that I may begin a productive career at his place of business. I did not tell him of my call to the MRO (the MRO will not reveal that I've spoken with them, right?) HOurs passed so I called the MRO back. After clear confusion I was told that the results are NEGATIVE and that they would be notifying my employer (still referencing my old place of bizz which randomly drug tested). Holy Piss! I told him which company I am screening for which is a multinational company with many subsidiaries and they didn't even know who to report to. NEGATIVE, PEOPLE! but who's piss was tested and whos paperwork accompanied the piss? Was my piss tested or some other Southern Baptist who has never gotten a blow job or my questionable piss which came from the recipient of many such jobs?....... I've yet to get a straight answer....from anyone.
Then my humble potential employer calls me and says that there has been a mixup. It seems that the collection company mailed my specimen to the wrong facility and accompanied with the wrong paperwork and that there has been a screw up involved with some other poorbastaardpisser. Meanwhile I was suppossed to be at work tomorrow and now since the "clinic" was on crack (or something more destructive to the workplace than Jane ever was) I'm on hold until an affidavvit is provided to who and for what I don't know......CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE THIS?????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????Get on board, fellas this is the one in a million that we all talk about....
What do I do now?

oneluv4boognish

Holy crap that's just crazy! Well i'd hold off on smoking but i know if i was you i'd probably need a stiff drink after that damn insanity!

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chitbyrd

I haven't smoked anything since this stupidity set sail. THIS IS THE LAB SCREW UP THAT i WAS TOLD NEVER HAPPENNED. WHAT DO I DO IF I'M DENIED THE JOB, NOW. I really can't see how this result can hold up legally.
As for the drink, I've had plenty. i am completely floored by this....the rarity Oh the rarity.

29yeartoker

That is INSAIN!!!

It could be a good thing that your urine is missing in action. It bought you a little more time. Just do it all over again. Surely they will retest you.

I'm so sorry that your having a hard time!!!

Later,
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chitbyrd

Gracious me, any ideas advice is welcome, here, with this wild scenario. I've never been cleaner so I welcome a retest. What we really need to do is quantify how much money the pharmesuedical companies lose each year because they don't offer greenhits for some of society's most common health issues.
Keeping Posted,