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KO420

Well, this is very short notice for a drug test, as i have one that I must complete by tomorrow, and was only told about it today, so I have less than 24 hrs notice.

I am aware of the "asprin" technique as it is called here and have for quite awhile, but It is out of my abilities to get the needed supplies with enough time to correctly use the techneque before the test.

I am staff at another forum, but after reading through our our drug testing section, I was unable to find any advise on keeping a replacement sample above the necesary 90 degrees for the test

So, does anyone here have any clue how to do this, as replacement is the only choice available to me with such short notice

 

BigBudMC

Hey man i dont know when you need to get it but at all my local headshops they have sythetic urine with a heat pad built in. So you could pick it up in the morning or maybe a lunch and then take the test. Synthetic urine is the ****. I know the shop owner and he says he has PERSONALY used it for a life insurance thing so he knows it works. Hope this helps. Peace

29yeartoker

If you are female you can use a condom and insert it in your vaginal canal, if male crotch it. You put the sub sample in a condom and twist it and wrap it back over itself, then tie it with a twist tie (bread bag tie or garbage tie). A condom is supposed to keep your sample at body temp better than anything else.

I hope this helps.

Later,
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KO420

thanks for the advise, im going to use real urine, due to the really short notice this job requires less than a 24 hr warning from the job offer to having to submit a sample.

Will placing it in a condom in your crotch keep it that hot though? I was hesitant to believe that, but if it does, then things should be well

Really need to get this job, so I can start providing for my new family, just had my first daughter last month, and this job also has some really nice benifits.

29yeartoker

Other guys have done it and passed. They put it between their gems and their anus. Keep it there for about an hour and it should be able to stay at body temp. Make sure you use a non-lubricated condom and rinse out the powder real good.

 

Hawg

Do a practice run at home the night before and check the temp. Or use the quick fix if you can get it in time.

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29yeartoker

KO420,

How did it go? What did you do?

Looking forward to hearing from you,
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KO420

Well, as it was a saterday, the testing places gave me problems. I was supposed to get it done within 24 hrs, but there was a problem. The one that my job wanted me to go to has been closed since the 6th, and wont reopen til tuesday, its a Quest Labs site.

So i called another local one, that was open that no one answered the phone, and it directly said on the message that Saterdays require previous appointments. So there was nothing I could do, Ill go Monday, which gives more more time to combine a few methods.

Ive practiced the sub method with condoms and a thumb tac in the bottom of my shoesn a few times, and i get approx 94.3 pretty regularly with an hr of keeping it under. I hope that will be sufficient.

I am also going to use a combination of the detox method, or as it is called here the asprin and dilution method, with one Q Carbo drink just in case this site ive never been to before does monitor you while giving the sample, or the sample does not appear to be hot enough, which is doubtful.

All in all Im hopeful that it will still be acceptable to my employer, as there was a 24 hr window, but none of the Quest Labs sites were able to take me.

This place has been more helpful than my board i administrate though regarding this issue, so thanks for all the help so far, and hopefully any continued advise.

29yeartoker

That really sucks that you went through all of that and no test. I guess you could say that could be a practice run. So, it wasn't all for nothing. But, what is the thumb tack for? You don't want to puncture the condom because if they are close to the door you don't want them to hear it. All you want to do is take off the twist tie and open up the condom and poor in the cup while you actually pee in the toilet and make sure you stop in between to make it sound as if you are actually peeing in the cup.

FXjohn

personally i do not believe they listen for a "pissing" sound into the cup.
I would not use the puncture method, i would use the twisting, doubling over and wire tie method.
With a small stream you are losing too much temperature for no good reason.