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Old 02-18-2006, 12:03 AM   #1
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hello all glad to find this site.... ok... i was a heavy smoker for years. I quit about 2 weeks ago when i a temp to hire job. i have been drinking water and cranberry juice, I recently started taking green tea fat burner pills buthave read that they arent helping. i weigh about 108lbs. and am 5'7. metabolism is fairly high. i am 34 years old. i like this job and make good money. really dont know exactly when test will be but sure it will not be any later than the 28th and probably will be sooner than that. but am sure i wont be clean in time. was considering user substitue urine from another but the only trusted clean person i can find is a male and i am female. can they tell the diffference thru labcorp? and they observe ? what are my chances in passing with my own you think? really cant afford any detox drinks and such yet what can i do? HELP PLEASE!!!!!?????
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Old 02-18-2006, 12:07 AM   #2
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NO detox drinks...they are bad news. Two weeks does not sound like a long time, considering you were/are a heavy smoker.

You have two options, sub with QF or friend's urine OR dilute.

Good luck and btw, didnt i respond to this one b4, lol....
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Old 02-18-2006, 12:14 AM   #3
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Dilution and aspirin-- the technique

DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines from N2

Substitution techniques always work, but take some practice and can't be used in a closely observed test.

SUBSTITUTION: Tips, tricks and guidelines by N2

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Old 02-18-2006, 12:14 AM   #4
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I think he is learning the ropes Just read the dillution method and use Gatorade instead of water and start creatine loading now and use B2 for color instead of a B-Complex. It takes the body a few days to convert the creatine into creatinine which is what they actually test for along with the Ph and Specific Gravity for the integrity check.
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ok im sorry but am very nervous relly need to pass so what is creatine and how do i get it ? when should i take it? and i take this with the tums or rolaids and the aspirin? should i do this instead of the friends sample? i relly hate to bother but just want to be sure. and i take the creatine a day or two before the test? , but im not sure when the test is , they say will let me know i have 48 or 24 hours "but will they really"? and i take the aspirin and rolaids or tums when?
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Old 02-18-2006, 09:54 PM   #6
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ok im sorry but am very nervous relly need to pass so what is creatine and how do i get it ? when should i take it? and i take this with the tums or rolaids and the aspirin? should i do this instead of the friends sample? i relly hate to bother but just want to be sure. and i take the creatine a day or two before the test? , but im not sure when the test is , they say will let me know i have 48 or 24 hours "but will they really"? and i take the aspirin and rolaids or tums when?
Creatine is a supliment you can buy at WalMart. Follow the directions in my signature to dillute or sub.
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