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Old 02-22-2006, 12:25 PM   #11
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I have bad luck, I guess. I will get it down next time, Hopefully.
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Old 02-22-2006, 02:54 PM   #12
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It wasn't above 90 , the tester was telling me he would have to observe me piss. I didn't want to give my piss , so I was like I am not comfortable with a man looking at my penis and told him I wasn't a criminal.
Did telling him that "I wasn't a criminal" work? When people try to get out of an observed void, I am obligated to tell them that they have 3 hours and can drink up to 40 ounces of water (spread out evenly over the 3 hours) to give me a specimen. If they cannot produce a specimen in 3 hours time, they are then instructed to visit a physician to find a medical reason for being unable to void after 3 hours.

The above procedure is for DOT regulated employees. Non-DOT regulated testing follows the same procedure for the most part. Sometimes when I call an employer to tell them of the shy bladder situation, the employer (sometimes) will just schedule another time for the collection and tell me that the donor does not need to see a Doctor.
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Old 02-22-2006, 06:55 PM   #13
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LQQK man go to wal-mart buy some hand warmers 6 for $2 they get it to temp in 1 hour.Tape it to the bottle.Or use a rubber band.
I tested this over and over and.......They keep it at temp up to 8-10 hours
If you cant figure it out.
I can't help or explain it any simpiler!

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Old 02-22-2006, 07:46 PM   #14
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Pratice at home.
I never use the squirt top.
Ya go in to the head.DON"T panic!
Have the bottle in your crotch with heating pad.

Act natural.
How many time did you have to hold a cup with one hand and hold you cock with the other?
Therfore go in un snap your pants unzip,At this time get out the QF slowly and quietly open the cap (The non squirting cap. With the squirter you risk the hisssssssss when the bottle gets empty.)
Tilt both and slowly pour it in to the cup.
put bottle back in crotch.Zip and snap up.And feel free to piss in the toilet afterwards.They flush it right away anyway.

Hand it to tester.
Just be yourself and don't panic....After you do this so many time its like clock work.

to quiet is not always good.
ya got to make the noises a regular person would.



Do what a normal person would do.
KEY!!! Don't Panic...
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Old 02-22-2006, 09:37 PM   #15
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They flush it right away anyway.
Not always right away. Usually I wait until I have the urine poured into the vials and the vials sealed, initialed and dated. Then I pour the excess into the toilet and THEN flush

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Do what a normal person would do.
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YOU ARE REGULAR, NORMAL PEOPLE!!!
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Dude practice like sec is telling you. Then you can pass
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Me niether. I always use the screw on lid anyway, I just feel safer
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Not always right away. Usually I wait until I have the urine poured into the vials and the vials sealed, initialed and dated. Then I pour the excess into the toilet and THEN flush



YOU ARE REGULAR, NORMAL PEOPLE!!!
I use all the QF... But if I have to piss too.
I piss in the toilet there.They won't test that water anyway.
Besides it would be to diluted to test.
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Old 02-23-2006, 09:09 AM   #19
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Did telling him that "I wasn't a criminal" work? When people try to get out of an observed void, I am obligated to tell them that they have 3 hours and can drink up to 40 ounces of water (spread out evenly over the 3 hours) to give me a specimen. If they cannot produce a specimen in 3 hours time, they are then instructed to visit a physician to find a medical reason for being unable to void after 3 hours.

The above procedure is for DOT regulated employees. Non-DOT regulated testing follows the same procedure for the most part. Sometimes when I call an employer to tell them of the shy bladder situation, the employer (sometimes) will just schedule another time for the collection and tell me that the donor does not need to see a Doctor.
It was non regulated . He said he couldn't force me to piss. He said i could stay until they closed but if i didn't piss it was a refusal. He had to observe second test . I didn't want to piss at all nor wait 3 hours . Next time using the screw top(non squirter top).
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Old 02-23-2006, 09:15 AM   #20
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LQQK man go to wal-mart buy some hand warmers 6 for $2 they get it to temp in 1 hour.Tape it to the bottle.Or use a rubber band.
I tested this over and over and.......They keep it at temp up to 8-10 hours
If you cant figure it out.
I can't help or explain it any simpiler!

http://www.heatmax.com/HotHands/hothands2.htm
It kept the right temp , it just leaked out of the squirter top bottle. Next time using screw top and putting it in my pocket right side up.
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