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ASRV_12

Hi all.

Question: Pre-employ test possible M-W of next week. Stats: 6"1", 185lbs. Daily smoker (1-2/day), stopped 3/17 - nothing since. Spent this past week eating natural, diluting, working out and sauna. Plan to eat unhealthy this weekend (>50g fat/>300 carbs per day). Planning on using N2's or dilution/aspirin method. Think I'll pass?

Thanks

ASRV

 

alexnalaska

Do you know anything about the place u r going to take the test? Like do they watch you P? Most just test the temp now, and I have found out somthing new, even too me in the last few weeks. It is illigal to search p for GENDER. The reason they know if woaman is pregant is because of some extra stuff that just shows up in thier test when a lady is w/child. I used my sis-in-law to pass a test and yeah im an old dude......no where near lady like either....lol

HOw rigid is the test going to be? Is it just going to be a strip test or a full lab work up? knowledge is power in any situation, so find out what you can and maybe I can help. Can you ask some1 who has taken it before for these people? good insite from the ones who have already done it.

gl either way.......pissing is the gov runn insurances way to f/w/you

ASRV_12

10-panel is the test I'm to take

pmcnal

You should sub. That way when you walk out, you'll know you gave clean urine. If you dilute, you have the dreaded wait to see if you passed.

okeydokeypokey

You can get out of any supervised test (over the phone) I called my P.O. and said I was going to take my piss tests at the clinic cuz i lived closer to it (or you "work" next to it) She just told me to give them her fax number. The court likes that actually cuz the lab checks it for EVERYTHING except substitution. No one at the lab or clinic will watch you. No matter who you are or why your there. they just tell you not to flush not run the water.Oh yeah, the ONLY bad thing is that its like 40 bucks. Who cares? Good times Great buds

 

Sec

horse hockey

Hawg

I agree with you Sec, that is twice he has told that story and it even sounds more 'horse hockey' than the first time

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Here is a good place to see who test's and how.
http://www.testclear.com/dtcompanies/searchcompany2.cfm



Figures don't lie but liars can figure

okeydokeypokey

Any dumbass pothead knows ppl at the hospital and the ppl at the lab DO NOT supervise ANYONE. SO obviously the best thing to do is go there. Why the hell would anyones P.O. care? They got the cheap tests most of the time, the instant ones, or they just send it to the lab. Go to the lab or the clinic, which sends it to the lab. You gotta sign a piece of paper saying its your piss. thats it. and give em your p.o. fax or adress. and it costs alot more. Your p.o. gets this nice 81/2 by11 piece of paper complete with 10 panel, integrety checks and everything. its the same ****. with more. they like it. dont make me look like i don't know what im talking about. i hate that sh1t. metro detroit dont **** around with their potheads, were ****in criminals here. if it works for me, its gotta work for every one. you just gotta start getting them done there right off the bat. well, i did cuz i cant have no one watch me piss.

Hawg

[quote=okeydokeypokey]Any dumbass pothead knows ppl at the hospital and the ppl at the lab DO NOT supervise ANYONE. SO obviously the best thing to do is go there. Why the hell would anyones P.O. care? They got the cheap tests most of the time, the instant ones, or they just send it to the lab. Go to the lab or the clinic, which sends it to the lab. You gotta sign a piece of paper saying its your piss. thats it. and give em your p.o. fax or adress. and it costs alot more. Your p.o. gets this nice 81/2 by11 piece of paper complete with 10 panel, integrety checks and everything. its the same ****. with more. they like it. dont make me look like i don't know what im talking about. i hate that sh1t. metro detroit dont **** around with their potheads, were ****in criminals here. if it works for me, its gotta work for every one. you just gotta start getting them done there right off the bat. well, i did cuz i cant have no one watch me piss.[/QUOTE

Ok sorry about the horse hockey but you are so wrong, have a friend that works at the local hospital and they have a testing facility there and she saiid that they do observed testing if required. So all it takes is a phone call and boom the voyerisum begins. Like Sec3 said your PO probably is not doing his/her job right so it is LUCKY for you

Hawg

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liars lie and hawg cant figure [/QUOTE]
I was just wondering where in the hell did figuring come into this post??? I thought it was about the integrity of your information that was being questioned and not a bashing session against me and SEC3. If you can not discuss something intelligently and without getting angry, maybe you need to stick to reading posts instead of posting