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grass_hopper

First thanks to all who have conributed in this forum. It's a valuable asset to this community. I'm not a regular MJ poster, although you can find me quite a bit over at the Garden's Cure (formerly HempCultivation.com)

Those of you who know me might recall that I'm changing jobs to an employer who has a pre-employment screening policy. I wasn't sure if management employees were supposed to do this but I got my offer package and it seems that everyone has to do it. They also test randomly :crying:

Without knowing if the bladder cops would be coming after me, I stopped smoking as a preventative measure. I think I stopped smoking the week of the 13th, although I may have stopped earlier I just can't recall because I don't smoke every night.

I go back and forth being a light to average smoker, only smoke in the evenings and I'd be lucky if I do half a bowl at a sitting. I always smoke quality home grown and up until i stopped I had been dipping into my hash reserves.

Because I'm a management employee, it's up to me to schedule the test. My official start date is April 3rd, and I'm going to see if I can skate through that week and do the test the following week. That will have given me about a month of completely clean living. Ive had a cold, an I'm hoping that because I've been sick and my body in cleansing mode that it will help flush the system.

From doing research in this forum, here's my strategy:

2 weeks before test: Detox from GNC, Exercise

1 week before test: Detox from GNC, Fluids and diuretics

3 days before test: Steak Dinners nightly

Day before Test: Creatine Pills

Morning of test: Gatorade, creatine, aspirin and tums. Piss first at home and do a self test.

I should add that I'm male, 40, slow to average metabolism, 5'6" tall and 190#. I once exercised every day but got away from it over the winter.

Questions:

1. How does this strategy look?

2. Which at-home tests are the best? The link to the ClearTest site shows an at-home UA kit that says THC in big letters. Well, having done my research I understand they shouldn't be testing for THC it self, but for the metabolites that appear as a result of THC being in the system. I want to test myself at home to ease up on the jitters.

3. As a general rule, I usually drink a lot of diuretics (my bad). These include coffee and soda through the day and wine at night. Does the regular use of diuretics help or hinder when it comes to MJ?

4. I'm headed to the gym tonight! I'm also going to continue to exercise through this week. I'm going to ease up on coffee and alcohol intake this week. Sound like a good plan?

5. Do the Detox kits from GNC really work or are they just a waste of money?

Thanks in advance for the replies

 

Iglaglius

Grasshopper. I too am a GC member who sign up here once HC went down. Search google for a nice little thing called D9. It is a solution that you add to you urine sample and to dissolve any cannabinoids. It has always worked for me. I have never failed a test and have used it multiple times. But my secret is that i tape it to my inner thigh an hour or so before the test. Uncomfortable as hell, but it works to keep the temperature of the liquid right and if they make you empty your pockets, you are square. Keep a few bottles on hand for the random tests and keep on somewhere hidden in the office if they are serious nazis about it.

You will be fine, honestly. With your plan you should be completely flushed by the time you take your test, but it never hurts to use this stuff. I would keep the D9 for use if they hit you with a random test. That will make you appear clean immediately. I wish you the best of luck, sir.

-Iggy

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grillmeats

The answer is in my signature

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I use to like this site, but it out grew my interests. If you want to pass a test, Quit Smoking, I have!

FXjohn

If any of the following is false, I'm sure someone will correct me

Get yourself a package of several home test kits. They run about 2 dollars each off the net.
I also have some urine validity strips which check for overdilution.
You can save yourself a LOT of money compared to the 15 dollars for one test.

Is there any reason you cannot sub?

The only thing worth buying from GNC are sports drinks, creatine and vitamin B2

Sound OK sec?

Hawg

Sounds good to me, and iglaglius should be told that additives are not trust worthy and usually will not work and will be detected

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Here is a good place to see who test's and how.
http://www.testclear.com/dtcompanies/searchcompany2.cfm



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