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weed.is.a.deed

so as i got home from school today(for the record, im 18 but i got busted last september as i was 17) for weed. i got kicked out of school(american in germany, dodds) and now attend a german career school.

this lady called up yesterday telling me that i will have to take a drug test tomorrow because im going in some alcohol/drug abuse class.

ok im about 5,6 weight 133 pounds, dont really excersize too much. will the aspirin method work ok here or do i need to be worried even if i do use the aspirin method. if not then please post any method you think might work, thanks for your time

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btw. let me add that i usually smoke 1-2 grams a day, last time i smoked was yesterday, i know, stupid. but i just found out today that this is tomorrow.

would it help if i didnt eat anything for 24 hours, then in the hour or two before i get there just stuff myself full of food as much as possible while taking aspirin?
ive also heard of a method with eyedrops, apply 1-2 drops to your urine and this should work?? please help!!!

 

djhep1318

They say for dilution to work you have to have a BARE MINIMUM of 48 hours clean.

If it were me I would not risk trying the dilution/aspirin method without AT LEAST 72 hours clean. I tried it with only 48 hours clean time and tested positive.

Everyone is different of course, but the more clean time the better your chances. IMO anything less than 72 hours is to risky.

Is substitution an option?

djhep1318

Believe me I know what your going thru. It is extremely stressfull and your willing to try anything.

With only 48 hours clean it's hard to say for sure that dilution/aspirin will work. It is a tried and true method but 48 hours is right on the edge.

Ive never heard of boiling urine and I would not endorse using eyedrops as I don't think that will work. But if you are willing to try and boil your urine and sneak it in then your obviously willing to try and substitute. Is there anyone you can get a clean sample from?

Subbing a clean sample for your own is your best bet. Your in Germany? Is there any where you could buy some synthetic urine? There are plenty of places in the states that will ship overnite but since you are in Germany I'm not sure if you can get it in time. Google "synthetic urine" and look around. There may be a company near you that can get it to you in time.

weed.is.a.deed

let me say this just so nobody thinks that im getting tested by german doctors, im getting tested by americans on a u.s. base. The german people(or at least here in the area) can tell their doctors to lie to your manager and say that youve passed, since they realize that its your body and you can do what you want with it. It's a pretty wierd method, im not even really sure why they test in the first place lol. But like i said, i am getting tested on base, in the old highschool that i got kicked out of 7 months ago for having a gram of some high grade stuff.

thanks for all the info so far, even though i dont have enough time(and money...seriously) to buy synthetic urine(about 21 or 20 more hours to go), i would just like you guys to know that i aprreciate you trying to help a fellow man.

im paniking right now, i just threw up three times, and ive been excersizing ever since and forcing myself to drink as much water as possible, i know this isnt right, im just trying to get all the metabolites out of my system. what im planning on doing is not eating anything and only excersizing for the next 20 hours or so, then 1 or two hours before my test, i begin taking aspirin and eating as much as i can to hide the metabolites. im a n00b on drug testing so please forgive me

djhep1318

DON'T EXERCISE!!!

You don't have enough time for that to help. Your fat cells will break down and release MORE THC metabolites into your system making it harder to dilute them to below cut-off levels. Read N2's guidelines on dilution. He recommends stoping any exercise routine a couple days before the test so the metabolites stay in your fat cells.

 

weed.is.a.deed

ok whew, thanks man. and thanks for the PM making sure that i dont f&#% up. This is only a possible test, but from what ive heard at the place, theyll most likely make me take it, I'll probably only drink water so they'll think i diluted, that gives me more time to work it out of my system before test #2. I'll post results immediantly.

Heres a dumb question, this is also pretty damn stupid, but i was thinking. What if this person just hands me the cup and doesnt monitor me without giving me instructions, would it be ok if i ejaculate into the cup, give it back, and tell them that i pissed before/after i started masturbating? i know theyll definitly want me to do the test again after that, but would this raise suspicion/could they test for drugs in sperm?
any help appreciated, and id like to give a big thanks to djhep1318 for being so concerned about this and actually sending me emails with instructions and help, thanks alot bro, i owe you on this one

btw. is it ok if i start eating again, havent eaten in like 12 hours in hope to get all the fat cells out of my stomach before i piss?

Sec

You are right, it is pretty damn stupid and will get you an instant fail for not cooperating with the collection/testing process. In my opinion, you AREN'T thinking.

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lew scannon

Not to mention, way out here in my parts, that act would definitely constitute a "refusal to test", which would disqualify you from participating in any Employment Assistance Program that a person would go through that merely tested "positive" for a drug.
Many other states have adopted similar regulation.

Hawg

[quote=weed.is.a.deed] would it be ok if i ejaculate into the cup, give it back, and tell them that i pissed before/after i started masturbating? QUOTE]
Sorry I cant resist this one, If you can ejaculate in that short of a time period I feel sorry for your girl friend.

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Sec

I don't believe there is a girlfriend
That could be why he is so efficient at masturbating