BlankDeed

I gotta go back to court tommorow, and may or may not have to take a test. I planned on using the dilution method, but found myself not having the funds then to buy creatine and b vitamins. So, as I don't know exactly whats gonna go down tommorow, if I have to take the test, or if I will be watched, and then how closely. So I'm just preparing for a ninja sub.

I allready designed a pill bottle with a water tight hose comming out the top of it, that hold I think 125 ml of liquid. I assumed that if I secure the bottle under my sack, and carefully ran the hose underneath my penis, and then lightly taped it there with clear tape. Maybe even try to color the hose a little bit. So I want to know if, they stare DIRECTLY at your piece or what because, everyone else has told me that they kinda stand at the side of the door, so that your back is to them.

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Protocol says they "must watch the urine flow from the body into the collection container". I have found that they rarely do. Usually they just are in the room and allow you to turn your back.

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Do you have a plan to get the sub to flow from the bottle down the tube? Just trying to help you plan this out.

FXjohn

Why not just use a long tube?
Think about it, all you need is two ounces.
Maybe 8 inches of clear hose 1/2 inch dia. with a cork in both ends.
Yes I realize it is probably "long" but I don't think that would matter.
If his back is turned he won't be able to see exactly what you're doing.
You'll have to get it nice N HOT in a thermos of scalding water before you go in.
Tape it alongside your member.
I think it would work.

You could also use a fleet enema bottle with a hose attached.
Or you could use a desoldering bulb, available at radio shack.
It's a small rubber bottle that you squeeze...when you let it fill back up it sucks up solder.
Similar to that rubber primer that's used on outboard motor gas tanks.
You can get the outboard primer and chop off the end...it is also attached to a rubber hose.
Walmart sells them.

The Urinator is a plastic bladder with a clear hose.
You could easily tape that short hose to yourself.
It also has a threaded cap on the end of the hose.
It really is perfect for subbing. They should sell that bladder without the heater.