hempmaster2k

ok i just got my self onto probation about a month ago. at this point the court told me not to do any drugs and that i would have random search's and drug screens. However I am a very heavy user and love to get high with my friends. i dont see why these people go to this much trouble to try and make me stop. any way instead of stopping smoking i just thought i could try to cheat on all of my tests. I have been drinking alot of apple cider vinager. but how i was really cheating was sneaking a bag with a tube on it into take my UA's. However one time that i went in there they decided to do a random search. I was wearing the bag at the time. so when they discoverd that i was wearing it they decided to watch my penis. At this point i felt that my personal rights had been violated. is that legal for them to do?

another question is, does apple cider vinager actully work? if not what does. I live on a island and dont have a pipe shop here. but is there anything off the shelf that would work guranteed. i really am upset about this. and would like to find a way under the radar.

also the night before i had that UA I took a apple cider bath. which i think has worked before but right after that bath i took a couple of tokes, would that apple cider vinager clear that THC out of my system? please help.