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GreatGatsby

Sound familiar?

Look, I'm on probation, and just want to iterate to everyone to please: THINK ABOUT THE FREAKING CONSEQUENCES.

Is it really worth getting high a few times, only to sweat your ass off for a couple weeks, never knowing if: A) you're going to get tested, and B) if you're going to pass? (fully realizing the reperucussions of your actions is JAIL)

Not to mention all the damage you do to your body trying to clean out your sample. I don't know about you, but I feel like shit for the rest of the day when i drink 6 bajillion gallons of water in 2 hours. Plain and simply: It's not worth it. Cannabis is supposed to relieve stress, not cause 50x more stress than you had before. Yes, I realize it should be legal, yes, I realize it's bullshit you get tested, blah blah blah, preaching to the choir. But for real, be extremely cautious during the duration of your probation. It's not worth going to jail over, it's just fucking weed. Fun? yes. Jailable offense not taken lightly by our wonderful ( ) judicial system? yes. Plus, if you can't quit for 6-12 months, maybe you should take a look at your life, check your priorities, and all that other "garbage" your parents tell you.

Introspection is never a bad thing.

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No one could have said it better. Good luck to you in the future.

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bhamlaxy

I definitely agree. I just started probation, and i'm even feeling the consequences trying to clear up my system to pass the drug tests from the last few times I smoked before probation. Im currently planning on staying up all night, or going to bed soon and waking up at 5am in order to properly dilute to pass a test tommorow morning.

Ive found that detox is surprisingly cheap and simple. But it is definitely not worth it to keep smoking. It would be possible to detox everytime, but the risks are definitely not worth it. Jail would suck a lot obviously, and Im pretty sure popping 4+ aspirin isnt very good for your stomach. And I to feel like absolute crap after drinking all the water. And although I try to home test before each one, Im still a nervous wreck waiting for results.

One of my friends was very cocky when it came to drug testing, and coulndt bear the thought of staying clean for the entire time of probation, so after he began smoking he purchased the "whizzinator", a urinating prosthetic penis. An observer noticed a small piece of tape hanging out, and he was caught and is now in jail for 30 days. It truly is not worth it at all. And i love thinking about when I get off probation, its going to be amazing!

Hawg

Everybody on probation should read this thread, as it is very good advice.

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