girl_sedated

ADVICE PLEASE!
I was just offered a really great job and they want me on the ground (relocating) the first of next month. I haven't smoked since I found out that they wanted to test me (4/2) and I have until the 24th to take the test but...
I AM FAT, i am 5'8 and weigh 280. I don't excersize much due to the intense travel and stress of my current job - although the plan is to start up once the new job starts as I won't be on the road all the time. Anyway...
I have been a moderate / heavy smoker (about half oz / month) for the past 4 years or so but due to my travel schedule often go a week or two without smoking any with no issue.
Anyway, i have to take this test and am quite nervous as my life is basically ruined if i don't pass. I am pretty strapped for cash right now as I am trying to take care of all sorts of relocation related stuff so the least expensive way is best. Also, i have prescriptions (and need and take) for Xanax, Restoril and Cyclobenzaprine. I have been avoiding taking them for the past few days but am noticing serious side effects not taking them. I would rather not have to disclose to my employer the amount of sedatives I have to take in order to function (serious anxiety disorder)... Obviously, no smoking and not taking my pills is makign me a bit more anxious as well....
Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated...

nerphroll

Don't count yourself out. 22 days you will have of abstinence, which may be enough for you.
Can you sub? If so, that's your best bet, unless you want to spring for some home tests a few days prior to the test. You can get them in the pharmacy for about 15 bucks, but if you go on ebay you can get about ten of them for only a few bucks more, including shipping.
I'd also get some home tests anyway if you can't sub and are considering using dilution, so you can test yourself to make sure you're diluting enough to pass. The cheap home tests won't tell you if you've diluted too much, but the worst that happens in that case is you don't fail the test, but have to retake it.
though sometimes, if you have to retake a test due to overdilution, it can sometimes be an observed test.
Again, think hard about subbing. Find out if you can in a subtle way whether you'll be observed or not.
AS for your other prescription off topic drugs, someone out there correct me if I'm wrong but if it's a standard 5 panel drug test that you'll be taking, those usually test for THC, Cocaine, PCP, opiates and Methamphetamines, and the three medicines you take will not show up therefore.

Good luck, and remember...
Fat Bottom Girls You Make The Rockin' World Go 'Round!--Queen

girl_sedated

Thanks for the kind words
I really don't have anyone who could sub for me that I would feel comfortable asking, I tried hinting with my one good friend who doesn't smoke but she didn't offer and I dont want to damage our relationship by asking her to do something that she wouldn't be comfortable with.
The test I have to take is: 35104n sap 5-50 with NIT
It is with quest labs and i don't think that they will be watching me but as I mentioned i dont think i have a sub option.
Do you think the asperin thing will work? Or one of those drinks? Just to make me feel more confident essentially.
Thanks again Nerphroll and thanks in advance to anyone else who has any helpful suggestions. Also, thanks for not giving me shit about being a fat-ass

nerphroll

Don't mention it.
I'm not sure what that test is, sec3 in particular might know. Maybe try private messaging her with a link to this thread to see what she thinks.
Your best weapon at this point is education. Read some of the stickies in the urine testing forum on dilution and people's experiences.
Detox drinks are a waste of money.
Spend your money instead on home tests from ebay, just go and type "home drug tests" in the search, buy the ten pack for 17.95 or whatever, the ones that look like this http://i4.ebayimg.com/01/i/06/30/41/63_1.JPG.
Also think about investing in some Quick Fix 4.0, a synthetic urine substitute, that many many people on this site have used successfully, start reading the urine testing forums. No need to get worked up at this point. For all we know you'll pass the home tests the week of the test. You may be large but everyone's body is different. you may have less THC metabs in your urine than you think.
Good luck.

girl_sedated

After reading for the past few hours i have decided to go with the subbing process and dr john's... a lot of the info was about how guys can pass, is the urinator neccesary or do you think I can do it with the little bottle hidden in my vag?

Sec

If the employer follows proper protocol, they will never know of your prescriptions. Only the doctor (MRO) listed at the top of the form will know, and he/she is bound by confidentiality laws. If he/she tells the employer, and they do not hire you because of it, you can sue the doctor. I am sure from the number you gave that your test will be conducted at Quest Diagnostics. It is a 5 panel with a 50ng/mL cutoff for THC. (Your basic regular 5-panel test).

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oneluv4boognish

Nerph is awesome And i'll admit it i'm a fatass too....if only i had bigger boobs...but that's another story entirely. Oh yeah and HI EVERYONE!!! It's been awhile since i've been on after having this baby....miss you all...and maybe when i'm not so sleep deprived i'll be on more. Anyways, don't stress the fat-ass thing...it's us fat bottomed girls that make the rockin world go round

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girl_sedated

I PASSED! I PASSED! I PASSED!
Thanks for all the help!

lew scannon

Congrads on passing the test.
Best wishes

nerphroll

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