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Old 04-14-2006, 06:29 AM   #1
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Thumbs down Scared to DEATH, I'm an IDIOT, please write

Just got a job offer and I knew they drug tested, but the problem is they said they were looking at 8 more weeks before they made an offer, then they made me an offer 24 hours later. So, like an IDIOT, I had smoked exactly 7 days earlier. a week before that I was clean for 5 weeks, but I'll admit, in that week I smoked about a half oz. I took a bunch of golden seal, vitamins, herbals, for the week, and drank gallons and gallons of water. For two days before I did "pre tox" pills, then I bought a stat detox kit ("99.9 per cent effective! 100% money back guarantee". Followed directions exactly - took on empty stomach with 40 oz water, peed three times before I went into the test this morning - but I have a REALLY BAD feeling about this. I went home and took a home test I bought at walgreens but the line was really, really faint - I could have been imagining it. Did not dilute farther than 40 oz. because stat detox advised against it, and employer threatened that "inconclusive tests because of dilution will be considered positive".

This is the best job opportunity I've ever had and if I fucked it up because I'm an idiot pothead, I'm never ever going to forgive myself.

I find out Tuesday, but PLEASE - somebody give me some good news, because I'm losing my mind.

Thanks a bunch.

PS... I'm 140 lbs. 5' 6" but little to no exercise and a high fat diet
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Old 04-14-2006, 09:21 AM   #2
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Well, for home drug tests a faint line = negative

One guy had his wife test out a cocaine home test and she doesnt do cocaine and it came out faint, the booklet that comes with the home test also says that faint line = negative...

becasue you were clean for weeks before your binge that may work in your favor, but damn half an O is quite a bit..
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Old 04-14-2006, 02:47 PM   #3
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Thanks, thanks... there is hope yet I guess
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Old 04-14-2006, 09:25 PM   #4
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try to find some quick fix
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Old 04-14-2006, 11:22 PM   #5
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Just got a job offer and I knew they drug tested, but the problem is they said they were looking at 8 more weeks before they made an offer, then they made me an offer 24 hours later. So, like an IDIOT, I had smoked exactly 7 days earlier. a week before that I was clean for 5 weeks, but I'll admit, in that week I smoked about a half oz. I took a bunch of golden seal, vitamins, herbals, for the week, and drank gallons and gallons of water. For two days before I did "pre tox" pills, then I bought a stat detox kit ("99.9 per cent effective! 100% money back guarantee". Followed directions exactly - took on empty stomach with 40 oz water, peed three times before I went into the test this morning - but I have a REALLY BAD feeling about this. I went home and took a home test I bought at walgreens but the line was really, really faint - I could have been imagining it. Did not dilute farther than 40 oz. because stat detox advised against it, and employer threatened that "inconclusive tests because of dilution will be considered positive".

This is the best job opportunity I've ever had and if I fucked it up because I'm an idiot pothead, I'm never ever going to forgive myself.

I find out Tuesday, but PLEASE - somebody give me some good news, because I'm losing my mind.

Thanks a bunch.

PS... I'm 140 lbs. 5' 6" but little to no exercise and a high fat diet
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