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NY1Bulldog

I am a heavy smoker for over 30 years, smoking multiple times daily, and have been offered a job cooking in the kitckenof a Adult care facility that is run by a Hospital. they informed me that I will be required to take both a phyical and a drug test on tuesday, May 2nd. I plan on using the asprin and dilution method descibed by S2 and N2, I also bought, before I read this message board, a bootle of "Maximum strength Ultimate Gold" and plan on drinking it an hour before I leave for the test. This is the first drug test I have ever taken and I am sweating bullets. When I take the test I will not have smoked for 5 days. What are my chances of passing? I have also read the you can use Certo, used in making jellies and jams, anyone have any info on this. Also, which at home drug tests are legitimate. I am 5'10" 200 lbs and a belly gut so a moderate to slow moderate system. Not alot of exercise, maybe a couple of 1 mile walks each week. They told me I would be take a urine drug screening test Please help me.

 

trying2pass

Your physical description and smoking background is very similar to mine.

I'm 6' 1" - 200 lbs
Smoked for 20 years, a couple bowls a day on adverage.

My occupation requires that I be on my feet all day every day.
So, I am equating that to a couple 1 mile walks each week.
I also have a little bit of a gut and consider myself as med to slow matabolism.

This will (potentially) be only the second test I will have ever had to take.

3 days after my last hit I drank a bunch of water and passed
an At Home™ test, from Walgreens.
(The urine was clear as water)

2 days after that, I drank no water and took no aspirin for 3.5 hours and
passed the at Home test again.

Both times the test lines were faint, but were definitly there.

I was going to use Certo also, but after reading these threads continuously over the past week, I have found that Certo is a myth.

As others will probably mention, do the "first pee of the day" thing and go from there.


This is the recipe I put together which I had (and still do) plan to use.
http://www.marijuana.com/420/showthread.php?t=45858

Sec

Everyone is different. While body size, weight and height have a bit to do with it, everyone has a different metabolism. Your best bet if you really want this job is to use a synthetic, given your smoking history. Also, if you get the job, they probably random test their employees, so either keep a bottle of synthetic urine with you at all times, or curb the usage to a more recreational level.

p.s. I worked in the kitchen of a nursing home once, for about 6 months. It sucked. Of course I was washing dishes and setting trays, not cooking, but still, it sucked.

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1tokeovertheline

I know construction workers that carry synthetic urine all the time for that exact reason. At least that is what they say. Maybe it just makes them feel good to carry a bottle of fake piss around.

Doobee

[quote=sec3]or curb the usage to a more recreational level.QUOTE]

What is recreational? I consider myself recreational, I smoke about a 1/4 of schwag a week for 3 weeks and on week 4 I get an 1/8 of Lemon Skunk. I still get real high from the schwag. I am 32 work out occasionally 200lbs, smoker, drinker, headbanger.....Sorry for the hijack, I am high..lol

Anyway, I take a bunch of NIACIN and water the night before a test and never fail.

Mods...I am D0obee on the party board and Doobe here??..I musta registered while high :spark: