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professorboots · 05-08-2006, 10:30 PM

I am in desperate need of this thread to save me from certain doom. I am a daily smoker (little more than an eighth of sticky a week) and on May 19th I will have to take my first drug test. The test is for an internship this summer that I worked really hard to get, and I have to know the most reliable way to pass this test. I'm freaking out so much I'm close to buying a whizzanator but I feel like its a little excessive and I wanted to hear what you guys have to say about my fate. I am 5'9' about 180 and I work out almost everyday. I'm usually a pretty healthy eater and I normally drink a little more than a gallon of water a day.
Thanks for the advice, green brings us together...

**Sec** · 05-08-2006, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by professorboots

I am in desperate need of this thread to save me from certain doom. I am a daily smoker (little more than an eighth of sticky a week) and on May 19th I will have to take my first drug test. The test is for an internship this summer that I worked really hard to get, and I have to know the most reliable way to pass this test. I'm freaking out so much I'm close to buying a whizzanator but I feel like its a little excessive and I wanted to hear what you guys have to say about my fate. I am 5'9' about 180 and I work out almost everyday. I'm usually a pretty healthy eater and I normally drink a little more than a gallon of water a day.
Thanks for the advice, green brings us together...

You are a perfect candidate for substitution. Read the Sticky at the beginning of the urine testing forum about Substitution.

professorboots · 05-08-2006, 10:52 PM

sec i appreciate it for sure. not to sound like a rookie but does anyone have any recomendations on how to transport? ive heard ziploc baggies, baby bottles, and shampoo bottles, any thoughts...

**Sec** · 05-08-2006, 11:08 PM

There is a brand new thread about the perfect way to transport (for a guy). It is new today. The poster recommended carrying it in a jock strap. Practice and maybe you will come up with a better suggestion.

professorboots · 05-08-2006, 11:18 PM

i saw that and though it sounds perfect in terms of temp and concealment, wouldn't a whizzinator be a more proven option? i know whatever i do will require practice. another question, is synthetic urine fail-safe? i would be a little nervous trying to pass my test with a powder and water

**Sec** · 05-09-2006, 12:17 AM

Jock Strap = $6.00
Wizzinator = $50-100
Passing a drug test = Priceless

p.s. I believe Quick Fix 4.0 comes in a liquid form, not powdered. But, I am absolutely sure someone will correct me if I am wrong.

1tokeovertheline · 05-09-2006, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sec3

Jock Strap = $6.00
Wizzinator = $50-100
Passing a drug test = Priceless

p.s. I believe Quick Fix 4.0 comes in a liquid form, not powdered. But, I am absolutely sure someone will correct me if I am wrong.

That is FANTASTIC. One of the funniest I have seen. I hope Hawg gets a look at it.

You should put that in your signature

The weekend was great. Now what a great start to the week.

05-08-2006, 10:30 PM	#1
professorboots New Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 6 Grams: 798.25 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	a life in peril I am in desperate need of this thread to save me from certain doom. I am a daily smoker (little more than an eighth of sticky a week) and on May 19th I will have to take my first drug test. The test is for an internship this summer that I worked really hard to get, and I have to know the most reliable way to pass this test. I'm freaking out so much I'm close to buying a whizzanator but I feel like its a little excessive and I wanted to hear what you guys have to say about my fate. I am 5'9' about 180 and I work out almost everyday. I'm usually a pretty healthy eater and I normally drink a little more than a gallon of water a day. Thanks for the advice, green brings us together...

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05-08-2006, 10:52 PM	#3
professorboots New Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 6 Grams: 798.25 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	sec i appreciate it for sure. not to sound like a rookie but does anyone have any recomendations on how to transport? ive heard ziploc baggies, baby bottles, and shampoo bottles, any thoughts...

05-08-2006, 11:08 PM	#4
Sec Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 6,377 Grams: 42,654.28 Groans: 16 Groaned at 30 Times in 25 Posts Thanks: 698 Thanked 1,574 Times in 972 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	There is a brand new thread about the perfect way to transport (for a guy). It is new today. The poster recommended carrying it in a jock strap. Practice and maybe you will come up with a better suggestion.

05-08-2006, 11:18 PM	#5
professorboots New Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 6 Grams: 798.25 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	i saw that and though it sounds perfect in terms of temp and concealment, wouldn't a whizzinator be a more proven option? i know whatever i do will require practice. another question, is synthetic urine fail-safe? i would be a little nervous trying to pass my test with a powder and water

05-09-2006, 12:17 AM	#6
Sec Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 6,377 Grams: 42,654.28 Groans: 16 Groaned at 30 Times in 25 Posts Thanks: 698 Thanked 1,574 Times in 972 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Jock Strap = $6.00 Wizzinator = $50-100 Passing a drug test = Priceless p.s. I believe Quick Fix 4.0 comes in a liquid form, not powdered. But, I am absolutely sure someone will correct me if I am wrong.

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