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Old 05-09-2006, 06:30 AM   #1
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Hey, new guy here, i need to know what more people think, i've been hearing all types of answers from everywhere, so my story is i'm 5'10 150 pounds i smoked about 16 days about nothing too much i say about 5 or 6 hits, but before that i havent smoked in about 2 years, so out of no where the job i wanted calls me in, and i pretty much have the job IF i pass the drug urine test that i have to take still within the next 72 hours, so i'm a bit worried, i been the same weight for about 4 years now so i guess my metabolism is fine, so let me know what you guys think and thanks ahead
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Old 05-09-2006, 10:49 PM   #2
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If it's for employment just get a bottle of Quick Fix and follow the directions. The most I have ever had to do was empty my pockets before going into the unattended restroom to give the sample. The person working at the urinalysis lab cares about as much as a person working at a urinalysis lab .
I mean she wont let you get away with blatantly showing her that you are substituting but that's about it. I could have had the quick fix bottle in my pocket and just not pulled it out.

Don't forget to actually pee in the toilet in case they are listening but Quick Fix is the way to go. I would use it even if I hadn't smoked for awhile. These drug tests do give false positives. Did you see the Mythbusters where the guy tested positive for opiates about a 1/2 hour after eating a couple of poppy seed bagels? He started out clean and they tested him every few minutes until, sure enough, he started testing positive. They called a drug lab to ask if eating poppy seed bagels could give a false positive and the bastards said no.

If you really don't want to use quick fix maybe get some test strips from the drug store and check it yourself.
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Old 05-10-2006, 03:04 AM   #3
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If it's for employment just get a bottle of Quick Fix and follow the directions. The most I have ever had to do was empty my pockets before going into the unattended restroom to give the sample. The person working at the urinalysis lab cares about as much as a person working at a urinalysis lab .
I mean she wont let you get away with blatantly showing her that you are substituting but that's about it. I could have had the quick fix bottle in my pocket and just not pulled it out.

Don't forget to actually pee in the toilet in case they are listening but Quick Fix is the way to go. I would use it even if I hadn't smoked for awhile. These drug tests do give false positives. Did you see the Mythbusters where the guy tested positive for opiates about a 1/2 hour after eating a couple of poppy seed bagels? He started out clean and they tested him every few minutes until, sure enough, he started testing positive. They called a drug lab to ask if eating poppy seed bagels could give a false positive and the bastards said no.

If you really don't want to use quick fix maybe get some test strips from the drug store and check it yourself.
OK, I need to do a little correction here. Not much, just a little tweeking of the facts.

1. We DO care, there are just certain things we are not allowed to do. Asking you to empty your pockets and remove excess clothing, we can do. Frisk a donor, we can't do.
2. If I see an obvious bulge (like a bottle of quick fix) in a pocket, I will point to it and ask "what is that?" If you refuse to empty the pocket, I will have to conduct an observed test. That means I will watch you pee because you have not cooperated by removing and letting me inspect everything in your pockets. Again, I cannot frisk you, but I can make it so you cannot use the quick fix hidden in your pocket by observing the urine flow from the body into the collection cup (As is stated in the regulations).
3. We do listen, but we listen for unusual sounds. If you do not make any noise what-so-ever, that means nothing. If you only had enough urine to fill the cup halfway, there would be none remaining to make noise in the toilet.
4. Poppy seeds (like poppy seed muffins) can cause a positive screening (like a home test). However, a confirmation test using a GC/MS would rule that out. The donor would be found negative ( The bastards didn't lie after all).

All that being said, Greylight13, you probably need to sub to be successful. Practice with a glue bottle of water until you are comfortable.
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Old 05-11-2006, 12:31 AM   #5
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In that same mythbusters they told of a lady who was refused a job becacuse she tested positive after eating poppy seeds and she sued and won because of it. I was just trying to make two points:

1) Subbing is the best way to go. If you can get the QF into the cup at the right temperature you are SURE to be OK.

2) It is not hard to do and you shouldn't be afraid to do it.

Here is a link that says poppy seeds cause false positives and cause people to lose jobs (there are lots of others). Nowhere does anyone say that upon further testing the lab can tell it was poppy seeds that caused the false positve:
http://www.snopes.com/medical/drugs/poppyseed.asp
They WERE lying.
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