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sniperdts

This is my first post... I must say this is one of the most valuable resources I've found for passing test info.

20 years old, 165lb, med-high metabolism
Daily smoker (bowl or two) for months.. didn't think i got this job for the cable company, it was my first interview and i assumed i had messed it up. Sure enough they call right ass i'm smoking a bowl.. telling i've got the job.

I was clean for 5 days up to the test.

My friend swears by pection. He had smoked the night before and passed a test with it.. although he had also dilluted with a TON of water. Pection (supposedly?) lines your bladder and holds the toxins there? (I doubt this)

I purchased an 'Eclipse' drink from GNC with money back garuntee... works in one hour effective for 6. I read that it causes the body to metabolize the syrupy sugar water making it too busy to filter toxins into your urine?

Drank moderate amount of water/gatorade with one package of pection several hours before taking the test. Took vitamin B-12, about 7-8 of them but didn't get very yellow pee till later that night. Took about 5 asprin two hours before, ate steak and dark meats a few days before. Then drink this 'special' drink 2 hours before... which, mind you, DIYED my mouth blue. I was worried my pee would be blue... heh... (your pooh will be although)

Okay, so moderate dillusion, 1pkg pection, 5 asprin, 'special drink', B-12, dark meats.

I took my at-home test several voids before taking the real one, it wasn't the first pee of the day... my logic was to attempt to give the exact same pee as the home test tested with. Faint line on THC and for some reason Cocaine, negative results none-the-less.

On the way to the doner lab I had gone to the wrong hospital entrance, I ended up walking about two city blocks before giving my sample. I'm afaid that moderate amount of exercise may have hurt my chances with that specific sample?

They didn't watch me pee. The guy was laied back. He split my pee into two seperate containers and i signed and dated them. "Proc UA Labcorp Kit" it was sent via currior to a lab, I'm assuming labcorp?

Test was taken 9 days ago 5/3 and the results aren't in as of today. Was told it usually doesn't take this long... I'm getting worried.

Thank you in advance. I promise to actually follow up this post with my results unlike some... any words of comfort would be appreciated! heh... >_<

 

Sec

I would be worried If I were you. It would be a huge suprise to me if you pass, I'm sorry to say.

I think you are smart to doubt this.

Never heard of this.

This is the only thing that gives you (and me) hope. Don't smoke/use marijuana until you hear that you have the job. That way, If by some miracle you need to re-take the test (negative dilute result), you will have no problems, especially after all this time.
I wish you luck, and sorry I couldn't have more encouraging news for you.

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sniperdts

I appreciate how fast you responded.

I'm having a hard time finding information on those who have tried these Carbo/Detox magic potion drinks. How they work, if they work, if they can be detected.

Asprin, dark meats, pection, B-12, special drink, moderate dillution, passing my own pre-test, my lean metabolism. The pre-test was obtained from a hospital actually... so it is hopefully of some quality. Of all that, I've hardly got much going for me?

I think I'm done smoking for now on. I can't go through this bullshit again. I need this job so I can actually move out of my parents house and not be the 'stoner loser' they all think I am. Honestly i didn't expect to get the job in the first place... 5 days is definately not enough from the sounds of it, even with my abstract mixture of tricks.

Any info on the carbo/detox drinks would be appreciated. Maybe this could help others in the future... I expect a phone call early next week, i'll post again then.

1tokeovertheline

I have heard that a few times in my short time on MJ.com. It makes some loose their desire for pot, with so much stress involved. Some cut down their intake a lot. (me for one) Some it don't bother at all.

Hawg

Never heard of this.

Quote:
I took my at-home test several voids before taking the real one, it wasn't the first pee of the day... my logic was to attempt to give the exact same pee as the home test tested with. Faint line on THC and for some reason (off topic), negative results none-the-less.




I think he meant taking the test at the same time of day, not sure though

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Sec

I should have put more space between the quotes and my next thought. I mean't that I have never heard of the "Eclipse Drink". I was understood that he practiced with the home test using the same method that he would hve for the real test.

When I use quotes, I always put the quote first then the comment. The spacing makes it look like I am commenting on the next quote instead of the one before.

My bad.

Hawg

No you are good, I am bad Have good week end I am off to the races on Xbox

intrepeds

i used the eclipse (all of the gnc drinks are pretty much the same according to the gnc guy at my local shop). i stopped smoking for 2 days prior, heavy dilution also. I failed the test and brung the eclipse back to the GNC. He asked me for proof of failure and i gave him a dirty look and he proceeded to give me my money back. He said next time bring proof. Oh yeah i failed it for THC and the guy that gave me the test told me out of the blue that the drinks don't work as if he somehow knew i used a typed of dilution. imo, waste of money, thumbs down.

Hawg

Another example of a bad testimonial to the Magic Drinks.
Sorry to here about your luck, read around on here and you will be ready for them the next time around.

sniperdts

so my UA took two and a half weeks. it was tested twice... with somebody from another lab (whom i guess we were waiting on) making a special trip.

PASSED

I can think of better things to do than taking a drug test...