m0rfious

Hi i have done a search but havent found a solid 100% failproof answer thusfar. scenerio:
-I bought one, count one, box of QF 4.0. First time ever doing a drug test.
-Not doing dilution because Ive been smoking way too much to even think about giving them a sample of my dirty urine.
-The test is a Labcorp general premployment urinalysis test.
-I can choose which facility I want to go to and when I want to take the test as long as it is before the job starts. I was given a list of valid labcorp facilities and I am going to call each one before I make an appointment to get "the scoop".


Basically, my microwave is pretty crappy and I dont feel safe microwaving a urine sample (especially since it is fake to begin with!!). I have the heating pad that came with the quick fix, the temp strip on the bottle, and have yet to open the sample. I also have access to some nice tightywighties to keep it secure in my crotch before the test.

My two questions:
What is the BEST way to heat the urine up and KEEP IT HEATED for at least 2 hours WITHOUT a microwave?

How accurate is the temperature strip on the quick fix bottle?


Thanks, and look forward to your replies.

Signed,
your undercover neighborhood pothead.