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GetMondo

Hey guys let me give yall the scoop,

I jsut found out today that i will have a urine test this thursday 18th at approx. 7pm. I have violated probation with a dirty saliva sample and was mandated to Rehab groups. Recently i have had poor attendance and had an individual meeting set up for today. my counselor was going to test me right there on the spot but i lied and sad i just pissed and cant piss again for a while. We both agreed to do a test thursday after the group session.

I have smoked approx. 3 blunts this past week, had one bowl hit this past sunday, so i have abstained for about 2 day. I know that doesnt make much of a difference since my test is thursday. I have took alot of timeout to read the dilution methods. Being that the test is ina couple of days, i dont think that method will be effective since i have not begun to take creatine supplements. Its too late to go out and buy it now. Will it be too late to start taking it tommorow evening? I think so.

So right now im out of hope and do not know what to do. If i fail this test i will be doing 3-7 years in prison! I know i made ahuge mistake in picking up again but thats beyond the matter.

So with a apretty large amount of THC in my sytem and only 2 days before the test, is there anythign i could do? I heard abotu an orange drink that costs around $45 dollars. Is that accurate and effective? Money right now is not a problem, im willing to dish out whatever because my freedom is priceless.

Im jsu tlooking for any and all advice to give me some hope and possibly a negative test on thursday. I thank all of you in advance, it is greatly appreciated!

 

Sec

If you can't substitute (and most probation tests are observed), then if I were you I would have no choice but to throw myself on the mercy of the PO. You know you messed up big time. If you go to the PO BEFORE you fail another test, he/she MIGHT show some mercy. IF you try to say how sorry you are AFTER you fail the test, it'll be too late. If you believe you will fail the test, try to do the mature thing and come clean with your PO. Don't wait to fail the test.

That is just my advice. I have never been in trouble with the law in my life except for a MIP when I was 17 years old (many, many moons ago). You need to assess your situation and decide for yourself.

Save the money. Those detox drinks won't help you at all. They offer money back guarantees, but then if you take them back with a claim, they deny and say you must have done something wrong. They are a rip off.

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okplayer

well.... besides substitution id say your in a bad situation, im on probation as well....


so tell us how it goes

7Lesoteric

ummm I think your in great shape. Dilution is easy, cheap, and will most likely work in your situation.

Use N2's guidelines on the top of the forum. A pretty much exact plan has worked for me, the day after I smoked 3 joints, a bowl, and a bubbler bowl pack of kief/chronic. This was also for a probation test.

Oh and i'm not totally sure most probation places test for creatine. I havent used it, and still passed. If you provide urine that is nice and yellow, has normal specific gravity (granted they test for it), and is at the right temp, I doubt creatine will be a problem.

firehawk53

This may sound stupid, but seriously, it works. drink two whole jars of pickle juice and a gallon of water. it has worked for me at least ten times.

 

1tokeovertheline

I think you were very lucky at least 10 times.

GetMondo

Thanks to all who replied!

I guess i didn't clearly state this but, the test is for the substance abuse program that im in. The reson i kept smoking was because probation wasnt testing me because she was under the impression that im being tested by the rehab.

Well tommorw is the big day, my only option is to dilute. I doubt i have the right levels of creatine, so what the best way to go about this for tommorow? I would like to just plain out get a negative instead of a dillute, a dilute would proballly give me 3-7 more days, which does help but im pretty sure THC is still going to be in the system.

I heard pure water is totally not nesasscary for dilution, any llarge amount of liguid will do the job. Is that correct? I really would like my sample to be yellow and not just clear. Is there any othe rmethod i can use to add some color beside raising my creatinine level?

Also i was pondering, why exactly does it take the avergae body up to a month to rid of all THC? Is it because the average daily urination times 30 days get rid of it? Or is it jsut the more u piss, the faster it gets out?

I appreciate all the advice, thanks.

Hawg

Let alone work, I cant see how it did not come up negative dillute. The only thing in the pickle jucie tht I could think of wuld be the brine [which is salt] and I wuld not think that it would clean you out. What is your smoking history? If you tried it after a month or so then yes it would work, but so would checking yourself with a home test

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Sec

It is because THC is stored in the fat cells and that is the average of how long it takes a person to secrete it out of the fat cells. Drinking more water won't wash it out of your fat cells.

Sports drinks are the best fluid because they contain electrolytes and sodium and all the good stuff that you need. Water only contains water.

Take a multivitamin 6 hours before your test and another one 3 hours before your test. That is what will help to make the color more normal when diluting.

Drink the sports drink an average of 20 ounces per hour for the two or three hours leading up to your test. Mix in a bit of salt (not a lot, just a couple of shakes from the salt shaker) to the sports drink. Taking aspirin a couple of hours before the test should help as well.

All of the things I mentioned are available at any drug, department or grocery store.

Good luck.

IversonswifeNYC

WOW! he never replied. I wonder if he went to jail