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Old 05-21-2006, 03:51 PM   #1
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I can't even sleep. I just received a job offer from a National Bank as a tax manager. I am an avid weightlifter, cardio entuse, etc and pretty skinny. 6'2, 175lbs. They told me I'll need to go to LabCorp for a pre-employement drug screen. I smoke prob. a bowl or 2 MAX most nights for the past 2 years, to help me sleep, relax me tention, etc. So, today is Sunday and I need to take this test on Friday. I ran out this morning and purchased the permanenet5 5 day detox kit and a bottle of carbo to drink before the test. I not even going to go near the stuff again if I can pass this. COuld you guys help me out? I'd be forever grateful! I also got some detox tea, milk thistel and niacin. PLEASE, I'LL PAY!!!!
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Old 05-21-2006, 04:44 PM   #2
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Read the dilution stickys, purchase home tests (test with first morning's void) and read the substitution stickys. Read, read, read all the posts on the boards and educate yourself that way. It's the best way to get a handle on your situation by reading about others who were/are in the same situation as you.
I've never heard anything about mild thistle doing anything and niacin doesn't do much from what I've read. If you dilute, you'll need to start creatine loading about four to five days before the test (in case they check the specific gravity levels, pH levels, etc -- which a lot of places are starting to do these days to "weed out" the people who dilute -- which is why drinking tons of water will just give you a diluted result -- gatorade or powerade is a better choice (salts, things like that are in it).
But you really should read the substitution stickys, too, to figure out what's best for you. And get your home tests (at CVS, Walgreens, Target) and test yourself a couple of times.
Just start reading.
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Old 05-21-2006, 05:09 PM   #3
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You don't have time to waste. You should start following Angie's instructions ASAP.
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Old 05-21-2006, 05:44 PM   #4
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I READ THEM...JUST NOT SURE WHAT TO DO!!! hELP! i GOT THE 5 DAY DETOX KIT AND A QCARBO FOR SAFE MEASURES......I WILL FINISH THE DETOX ON THURSDAY, SO IF i TAKE THE TEST FRIDAY AFTER SLAMMING THE Q CARBO, WILL I BE OK???? PLEASE HELP!


ITS PERMANENT5 - MDT SOLUTIONS, 5 DAY DETOX...PLEASE TELL ME I'LL BE OK, THAT AND WITH THE QCARBO!
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Old 05-21-2006, 06:48 PM   #5
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I READ THEM...JUST NOT SURE WHAT TO DO!!! hELP! i GOT THE 5 DAY DETOX KIT AND A QCARBO FOR SAFE MEASURES......I WILL FINISH THE DETOX ON THURSDAY, SO IF i TAKE THE TEST FRIDAY AFTER SLAMMING THE Q CARBO, WILL I BE OK???? PLEASE HELP!


ITS PERMANENT5 - MDT SOLUTIONS, 5 DAY DETOX...PLEASE TELL ME I'LL BE OK, THAT AND WITH THE QCARBO!
well, i bought two tests......one to just check (my bodyfat is like 6%, thought it may have a chance) but I was positive for marijuana only.....I have 4 days left. Could you tell me what I should do? Ive search and search and searched the stickies. Almost to a point where I am so scared that I want to just tell them I had a hit from a joint and be honest.

I am taking the 5 day permanent detox, is this going to work? Then I'll drink a carbo before the test. Whats the deal with not washing your hands or flushing the toilet????? Please please help!
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Old 05-21-2006, 06:58 PM   #6
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you should probably sub if your not being observed... i was in the same situation last week and it is increadibly hard to clear yourself in 5 days. Detox is not 100% and niacin is not very reliable... read the substitution sticky and follow those directions. Also, u dont NEED to pay for anything but a home test. Read the dillution sticky N2's method is suposed to be just as good as detox... Good Luck. I would reccomend substitution though its your best bet.
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Old 05-21-2006, 07:01 PM   #7
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you should probably sub if your not being observed... i was in the same situation last week and it is increadibly hard to clear yourself in 5 days. Detox is not 100% and niacin is not very reliable... read the substitution sticky and follow those directions. Also, u dont NEED to pay for anything but a home test. Read the dillution sticky N2's method is suposed to be just as good as detox... Good Luck. I would reccomend substitution though its your best bet.
will that work if they say dont flush the toilet and dont wash your hands??? WHere do I buy it???? have you used it?
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ok...I am in the panic mode.....I just ordered quick fix 4.0 and will get it on tuesday.......this isnt a watched test, but they kept saying you cant flush the toilet and cant wash your hands....whats the deal???
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will that work if they say dont flush the toilet and dont wash your hands??? WHere do I buy it???? have you used it?
Do a search using the key words "Quick Fix 4.0" or "Synthetic". That will tell you everything you want to know.

If you can handle the IRS and a bank's tax problems, you shouldn't be stressing this much over a simple drug test. Just read the instructions, practice and you got it. Simple.
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I just bought it and itll be here tusday...test is wed or thursday so I am scared to death...can you please just give me an idea of what to expect, what to do, etc?? I cant afford to lose this.

whats the no flushing the toilet no washing hands deal???
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