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Old 05-26-2006, 02:56 PM   #1
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Watching a show on drug tests Dr Phil and i haven't hear anybody on this site talk about this method which made alot of sense
Which is get a clean and i mean clean sample of urine from someone
dont drink at all and piss out everything you can
Then get a catherter and a sterile medical bag full of the urine and insert catherter into your urethrea and fill your bladder with the clean urine

I know it sounds gross but extreme measures sometimes must be taken, has any one tried this???
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Old 05-26-2006, 03:02 PM   #2
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That is a wonderful method, seriously, if you've got the desire to be so extreme.
I doubt you'll find anyone who has done this though.
It may be a little messy, since your bladder would naturally try to immediately expel some of the urine. Also, you'd have to do it not too long before your test because the longer you wait, the more of your own dirty urine will naturally contaminate what's in your bladder.
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Old 05-26-2006, 03:50 PM   #3
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this is a known method and could be used for a prob. test but sounds painful and unconfortable and kinda ickie
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I would have to be awful hungry and need a job real bad. On second thought I don't think I could need a job that bad or be that hungry.
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Old 05-27-2006, 01:43 AM   #5
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That is another part of my body that is exit only.

But in an extreme situation, who knows, I suppose it would work as long as you did not wait to long as Nerph pointed out.
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Old 05-27-2006, 10:29 AM   #6
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You would have to be willing to risk an infection to try something like this. Catheters and other things that the medical people insert into human orifices are sterile. The catheter that you would need to use probably would not be so sterile (not to mention the urine from someone's "donation" may carry infection or a STD ). Can you imagine how painful this would be (especially for the guys)?
IMO, this method is definetly not worth the risk.
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