HalluciNation

I apologize for violating a couple of board rules earlier- in my rush to get answers I realize that I didn't observe proper etiquette.

Circumstances have prompted further questions though. I have to give a urine sample early tomorrow morning, around 7 am. I just tested myself with a home test kit at 11pm, without doing any dilution, and came up with a firm negative. At the same time, my girlfriend's substitute piss (which is without doubt completely clean) is lying in my freezer.

I am wondering what method I should use tomorrow. Should I sub as planned, risking that the sub piss has gone bad or that they can somehow detect it is not my piss? Or should I dilute, and just presume I'm clean enough to be clean in the morning after a couple pisses?

Right now my plan is this. Wake up at 5 am. Piss. Drink a bunch of water with salts in it, piss again after half an hour. Take 2/3 tablets aspirin around 5:45. From 6-7, don't pee, drink normally. Then give a sample with my piss *mixed* with my girlfriend's piss, thawed and brought up to temperature.

What do you think of the mixing plan? I have no way of getting another home kit before tomorrow morning, and there is no way to delay the test (to my knowledge). Is "mixed pee" something that can be detected under any circumstances?

Male
5'10''
130 lbs
Last smoked 2 weeks ago.
Somewhere in between chronic and casual use before that.

I also tested my sample 3 or 4 times with a digital thermometer, just using the tip of the thermometer. However I did not clean the thermometer in between testings. Could this cause contamination?

merfyman

anyone with more experience wanna chime in and tell me if this is sound logic?

I'm sorry Murphyman, I am going to have to edit out your post. This person is trying to deceive his mother and that is not allowed. - sec3

1tokeovertheline

Your post got locked for trying to deceive your mother. You got cut a break in the hair test forum. Your questions still are to deceive your mother and you aren't supposed to get any answers.

Sec

HalluciNation, you will need to stop trying to get answers on how to pass a drug test. It has already been determined that you are trying to fool your mother, the doctor.


The only thing stopping me from having you banned altogether is the fact that I cannot determine whether or not you are under 18 years old. At this point it doesn't matter. You will get no additional advice on how to pass a urine, hair, saliva or blood test from either of the testing forums. If I see you post here again, I will have to take more drastic measures.

Once we know you are trying to fool your mother, we cannot and will not give additional advice no matter how you format the question. Got it?

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HalluciNation

Understood, my mistake.

The hair/nail test, however, is for pre-employment. Am I still not allowed to get advice on it?

Thanks for your understanding.

1tokeovertheline

Sounds pretty plain to me.