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stonedbass

Hey yall

long time since my last visit, luckily i havent needed to brush up on any of this DT bisness in awhile.

UNFORTUNATELY, however, shit hit the fan a month ago and i will have to be appearing in court eventually. When I go to court, i want to show a passing drug test for every month since the arrest. My friend in a similar situation was advised to do the same by his lawyer. I figure it can only help and its something I'm willing to go thru with considering i have a very fast metabolism.

Anyways, my '?' is this...what labs (names) can i go to without order from doctor/employer for testing. Is this possible? I called Quest today and they said i would need a doctor's note or something of the sort b4 they administer the test. Well F that. Too much work if i have to be doing this every month. Is there anywhere I can go where i can waltz in and get tested, get the results back ASAP, and be done with it. I need passing results on paper in my hand by 10:00 AM Tues the 13th. Quick responses would be greatly appreciated. My bad for the long post. Drunk.

-MJ

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1tokeovertheline

Look in the yellow pages or whatever. There should be a lab in the Dallas area that will help you out. Good luck.

tiredofworrying

Go to Clear Diagnostics off 635 and Coit I believe. They have a web site

Sec

Look in your yellowpages for "Employer Services" or "Drug Testing". There should be a number of independent collection facilities or Third Party Administrators that can do a test for you without a doctors order. Quest just messed up by telling you that you need a Dr.'s order. They missed out on business. You should be able to walk in to any of those types of businesses and have a test run on yourself on a cash basis with no problem.

As far as the actual lab where the specimen is processed; I like Medtox, Kroll, LabCorp. Those three are the best for customer service. The rest suck for customer service. The methodology of testing is pretty much the same at all the labs.

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stonedbass

Thanks alot to the three of yall for your responses. I just got off the phone with a place called Alliance Drug Testing, they got me in without doctor/work order, although it was on appointment and costs 30 bones

Oh well.

My last day to toke up was thurs the 1st. Test on Monday the 11th. Gonna do some good ol dilution, should be no prob. Ill post my results here or maybe in the results thread. Thanks again for taking the time to respond.

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1tokeovertheline

Don't smoke and follow the dilution instructions carefully.

stonedbass

yup. been turnin down the herb for days now, including some high quality chronic.

and ill be sure to get the dilution right. ive used it b4 worked charms for me. Luckily i have a quick quikc metabolism. Test tomorrow.

1tokeovertheline

Good luck to you. Looking forward to hearing your results.

stonedbass

Passed w/ flying colors! 5 panel test, my PCP line was actually fainter than my THC line and i don't even fuck with that shit!

In case any one wants to know, here's what i did:

First off, last toke June 1st. Smoke 3-4 times a day on average, been doing that for a while (couple years?). 6' 0"/150. Pretty skinny with high metabolism.

Test was at two. Woke up at 10:45ish.

11:00 - 12:00...Causually sipped on some fruit juice (with approx 5g creatine mixed in) and water to get some fluids into my body. Went to pick up my supplies (3 32 oz powerades, Tums EX). Took two Exceddrin.

12:00-12:10...Chugged a 32 oz, two more Exceddrin, 2 of the Tums, 2 multi-vitamins.

1:00-1:15...Chugged a 32 oz, two more excedrin, 2 Tums, 4 multivitamins.

1:25-1:35...Chugged a 32 oz, one ecxcedrin, 2 tums, 3 multivitamins. By this point i am pissing every 10-15 min.

2:00...Strolled in, was offered a bottle of water, which i drank about half of while shooting the shit with the dude. Told him i was ready about 5 minutes later, went and took my pee in the urinal, while he is standing at the sink about 2 feet away. One of those wall things in between us. MAYBE could have subbed, but that's besides the point.

2:10...Tells me I'm clean!! Quite a decently solid line on the THC.

Now he did not check for creatine, specific gravity, etc, etc. However, he did tell me he could tell concentration by looking at it, and said that mine fell into the acceptable range. It was a light vitamin yellow. Healthy, hydrated pee.

My stomach feels like it's taering itself apart, but I'm stoked. Can't wait to blaze it up later today. 11 day tolerance breaks are the shit. Depending on how u look at it lol.

Hope anyone with similar circumstances can benefit from this info.

If I'm forgetting anything, or if anyone wants to ask a question feel free.

nerphroll

Really? That sounds good for you but pretty weird. sec3?

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