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jakakak

I have a little situation here. I am 6'0, 230. Last time I smoked was May 29th. Before that I only smoked on the weekends. I would say light to moderate. Memorial day weekend I smoked all 3 days. I thought I was going to have my pre-job drug test on the second week of July but instead its going to be june 26th. I am a little worried. I have been drinking extra water and green tea. I am thinking about getting the moderate permanent cleanser from test'in detox products and take it next week. Has anyone tried this stuff? Does it really permanently cleanse the system? I'm also thinking I might be sick the 2 days I use this cleanser. But I also have work those two days? Has anyone tried these things? Do they really work? Any suggestions? It will be 28 days after the fact I smoked, am I in the clear? Help would be appreciated.

 

Buzzby

Detox drinks are a very expensive means of doing the same thing as the dilution scheme outlined in these posts:

Dilution and aspirin-- the technique

DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines from N2

There is nothing, I repeat, nothing that removes THC metabolites from your system, other than time and exercise. You can spend $50 - $100 on "magic drinks" and not do any better than you could with vitamins, aspirin, and Gatorade. Many people do worse because of the false claims of the manufacturers. The money-back guarantees are not any kind of insurance that the goop works. People who have applied for their money back are usually told that they must have done something wrong for the stuff to fail.

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jakakak

I'm not sure if I trust this technique. They scheduled me for a physical that day and they might be checking me for other things. This is for a hospital job. They didnt mention a drug test but im pretty sure there will be one. Does the detox work? I dont know if I can trust it. Has anyone tried the fake piss? Am I in the clear? (look in 1st topic for story)

CQUE

http://www.marijuana.com/420/showthread.php?t=26485

Many people pass using Quick Fix 4.0. I've attached the link to the substitution thread. Good luck!

jakakak

any natural techniques i can use to speed up the process and not buy this crap?

 

CQUE

Okay, I take it you don't want to substitue. QF 4.0 works though....I've tested it with a home test strip.

You can try the dilution/asprin method posted by N2 and S2 and buy a home test and test yourself prior to your test date. Many people have passed using this method. Follow directions so you don't over-dilute. As far as I know....nothing will "speed up" the process. Buzzby has many posts on this board....I would take his advise.

Buzzby

Only time and fat-burning exercise will get the THC metabolites out of your system. Stop the exercise and go into fat-storing (pig-out) mode a few days before the test to slow the release of THC metabolites from body fat. You don't want them to show up in your urine.

Hawg

Do what Buzzby said test yourself with your first pee of the day, the day before your test. Then if need be do a mild dillution. With all most a month clean you should be good to go even with dillution by test time.

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Here is a good place to see who test's and how.
http://www.testclear.com/dtcompanies/searchcompany2.cfm



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jakakak

Thanx for the support so far guys. I actually ordered a drugtest from Profess Test Kit and it came in today. I did a test and it says if two lines show up, or one line and a faint line then the urine is negative. Rest assured, one line and one faint line showed up so that means I tested negative, now 17 days since my last encounter with MJ. Does this mean that in 10 days from now I will be safe on my test? What do you guys think?

jakakak

I used to go to the gym 4 days a week but I've gotten lazy in the past about 10 weeks. I am fairly active. This past week, ever since I got the call, I have been going to the gym. I have also been drinking lots of water and green tea. I'm thinking of adding in cranberry juice. I hear its a natural filter. I think I might be on the right track. This is my first job. I'm the top of my class. This is basically a dream job, I dont want to blow it.