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pckyrnose&eatit

ok so..you got your clean sample between the legs, nice and warm, ready for a supervised test, how are you supposed to poke the baloon and get it in the cup all with one hand, and what do you do with the pin, in the past i wore long sleeves and put it between a pony tail holder and my arm and some how managed to get it out. i need a flawless plan.

 

oz1811

no one can offer you a flawless plan.... this being a supervised test subbing is always a trip..... i think wed' all like a little more info

pckyrnose&eatit

It's really not THAT hard, since I'm a girl and nobody can see under the toilet. I've only done it like 4 times and it worked, but I might need to do it more often now though. So I can't mess up. I know i should quit, blah blah blah. But the thing is I'm not going to. And if I do; everyone tells me to quit whining...so lets just keep the peace. I used to make like a ghetto version of the female whizzinator, the hardest thing is actually getting the pee in the cup instead of everywhere else. The poking of the balloon is also tricky, so if someone could tell me how to maybe make some kind of flap to open, or something i could just peel off or...you know easy access without any poking or popping, Like a 'peel here' kind of thing.

Any help would be GREATLY appreciated.

oz1811

see all i wanted was more info ... nor will i preach hello i smoke too.... your a girl which makes it far easier.... buy a costco size box of condoms (im sure youll get looked at funny) and pratice, practice and if your still nervous practice... try any ideas you want(use water)

pckyrnose&eatit

The thing that has worked in the past, i just dropped the cup in the toilet for a second, then i poke the balloon open, and pick the cup back up, (dumping out any water that may have got in) then just aim and try to get the pee out of the balloon fast enough. even getting the pee out of the balloon is a challenge because a pin is so thin that the pee has to be squeezed out, but scissors get the pee out too fast and it spills. I wish somebody would help me. I'm going to sentencing next month. I live pretty far from the testing place will be, so hopefully she will let me do it in my own county, and I know a place that doesn't supervise. Think she might let me, my caseworker did. Does anyone know if I have to take a drug test on the same date as i check in with a p.o.?

 

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It isn't the place, it is the situation that dictates whether your test is "observed" (not supervised) or not. If the employer or PO requests an observed test, that is what is done at any location.

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pckyrnose&eatit

Thats not really the point, I just want some help for a supervised test. excuse me, 'observed', same thing.

OS#1

Don't use a condom. Use a different container with a squart top or something. The fix 4.0 from spectrum has a real nice bottle. I have reused that bottle a few times now.

stoneygreenbud

you have a p.o.

then you have very little rights, you could go in to see your p.o. and get handed a cup "on the spot"

test dirty and go straight from your p.o.'s office directly to jail

its no joke be very very carefull

Stoney

pckyrnose&eatit

I know that, why do you think I'm here.