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jprophet420

i piss tomorrow for a really good job. i am only about 10 days clean, perhaps up to 14 days. I am a large guy, 6'5 300 lbs. last time i had to pee i was clean 3.5 weeks and passed with no problems and no cheating.

i searched on this site and could not find any results using this product, only questions. i will post the results, they should be ok if the product is half decent. it is the 'large mass' formula.

notes:

i do not drink (alcohol)

i have had exercise this past week, swimming to be specific.

i have also used a hot tub daily. (the sweat factor)

i drank approximately 3/4 of a gallon of water tonite, and will drink plenty tommorow, and add some b vitamins to the mix for that nice yellow. i am going to a staffing agency for the job so i have to take the product beforehand in case the testing facility is there/in the same building/nearby.

other tests i have taken in the past with results...

took "hot stuff" once. followed directions to a t and wound up in in patient rehab. that product was teh suck.

passed a test for ibm using water, terminator gold, and bleach. grew a fingernail long and put the bleach under there. had to pee on my finger but wasnt being watched, no sweat. that was about 8 years ago. was only clean for a few days b4hand.

took the test i mentioned that i passed with 3.5 weeks clean. the administrator directly told me if i used bleach i would be caught. it was after the test i passed with bleach/detoxifier.

the people i live with smoke pot and i have smelled it, but not even inhaled second hand smoke. it will not be a factor as far as i can tell.

please feel free to vote between now and then if you think i will pass or not. my confidence is high, but not 100%. i will post my exact routine tomorrow and the results should be back by then (friday), but will definately be in by monday.

 

jprophet420

9:20 woke up. pee'd.
9:33 drank the product
9:46 filled the 20oz bottle with water and drank it all
10:00 filled the bottle with water and drank it on the way to the office.
10:40 this stuff also detoxifies your bowels. went to bathroom. a lot.
11:00 was offered coffee or water by the nice lady at the recruiters office. drank 16 oz of water
12-12:30 went from job recruiters to screening office. pee'd again. stopped and picked up 32 oz of dasini, drank it all.
12:36 peed in teh cup for the nice lady. there was blue water in bowl. was made to wash hands beforehand. was not permitted to flush or run water while in the room, but was not observed either. mental note, should have used synthetic urine but was not sure of the circumstances. did not notice if temperature of sample was taken.

i'll get the results monday. im awaiting anxiously.

Sec

75% pass
10% fail
15% negative dilute.

That's my vote.

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t-1000

detox stuff doesnt work... and when I say it doesn't work, I mean NONE of them work at all

dilution and substition are the only workable means for cheating a test

the real question is how often did you smoke 10 days ago?

jprophet420

well, i am 100% positive they dont work 100% of the time but i am also 100% positive they do work often since i know many people that have passed with them. i was pretty dirty im sure. the people i am staying with both passed their tests for the same company with the same product only, and neither were clean for more than 72 hours prior.

 

Buzzby

All of these products work by dilution. They do not convert THC metabolites into something that can't be detected, as they'd like you to believe. They do not remove THC metabolites from your body. Only time and fat-burning exercise can do that. You can duplicate the actions of these products for a fraction of the price by following the guidelines in these links:

Dilution and aspirin-- the technique

DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines from N2

Because they work by dilution, detox drinks can fail if the concentration of THC metabolites is too high. Drinking a lot of fluids makes you pee a lot, reducing the concentration of THC metabolites in your blood. They'll be restored from that stored in fatty tissue but eventually they'll all leach out if you don't smoke. Drinking a reasonable amount of fluids shortly before your test will dilute your urine, lowering the concentration of THC metabolites. If you dilute too much it will spoil the test and you'll be retested or failed. The aspects of dilution techniques other than drinking fluids are to make dilute urine appear to be less dilute. At high concentrations of THC metabolites it is not possible to dilute enough without diluting too much.

The aspirin in the dilution + aspirin technique will mask THC metabolites on an EMIT test if the concentration is not too high.

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jprophet420

a retest will be fine. they dont observe so synthetic is the way to go. the job is thru a contractor so im going to have to test again when i get on permenantly, and im definately going that route for all civilian drug tests from now on.

OS#1

Yes they are making us wash our hands now before the test. I ask a tester why. He said because of bleach and a persons fingers. I don't think that works anyhow.

Scummy

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Sec

Scummy, you posted that you were on your way to get results. That was on the 15th. What happened.

Also...what is the point of this post?