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tr1px

Well 2 days ago I got drug tested by my PO and he told me that my urine looked to clear. I have been diluting my urine for 3 years now while on probation and never had a problem until now. Anyway, after he told me that it was to clear he told me to wai an hour and take another test. Everytime he walked away I hit the bathroom and chugged more water and peed freaquently to avoid detection. After he got pissed that my urine was still the same he told me to come back in the morning. I have been smoking heavely for about 6 or 7 years almost everyday. I'm 6' tall and weigh about 177. So I was really paranoid and bought a cleansing drink called Strip NC - Natrual Cleanser which worked fine. I came up negative again but this time my PO told me that it was to neon yellow and made me wait another hour and it came out the same way after.

So finally he told me that he is sending my urine to the fed lab somewhere. My mother told me she talked to one of her friends who is also a PO and he told her that it is a 98% chance that they will find the THC in my sample.

I know I am screwed reguardless but I need to get clean until July 19th for another test I'm getting. I just wanted to know what I can do to get clean in a little less then a month. Will enough exercise work? How about daily cleansing or running everyday. I know THC is stored in my fat cells so if I loose them will that help...?

Thanks for your input in advance, Andre.

 

~~paranoid~~

stay clean until your test. exercise cardio frequesntly up until the week of. then be LAZY!! you want to sweat it out now, but not the week of. use the dilution method the day of. you should be fine.

i've been smoking everyday for over 10 yrs and have had many close calls but always passed. i'm freaking out right now cause i have a test in 2 days and smoked 3 days ago. i passed a home test after diluting today but thats still no gaurentee. i wish you luck!!!

~~paranoid~~

pm me if you want more advise that i don't think i can give on the public forum.

FakeBoobsRule

Do they watch you when you pee? If not, substitution may be the way to go. As far as your mom's friend po what does she know to come up with a number like that? A federal lab may find it or they may not. There are so many factors to consider before that PO can come up with a number. What are the cutoffs for you test and the federal test? What types of tests are being performed (immunoassay, GC/MS, etc). What does each lab test for to check for dilutions (specific gravity, creatinine clearance)? What is your smoking history. How often, how much, how good, how recently? What is your body fat percent?

Time is really the only way to rid the body of THC. Exercise can help a little but listen to the previous poster. You want to exercise up until about 5 days before the test, then stop so that you body does try to get rid of the THC faster but not in the days leading up to the test. This is because as you burn up what is in the fat, then it will end up in the urine. Drinking water till you float away will not help "flush" your system.

tr1px

Well I did explain how much I way and how long i've been smoking. My mother's friend is a PO so I'm sure she knows since it is their job to know and the type of test they are performing I don't know but I am sure it is the most efficient type since it is a federal lab. Yes I am watched when I piss infront of a mirror and the shit I smoke is different. It depends what I can get my hands on. Some of it was really good and some of it isn't. Now the different types of test you mentioned I am not sure of... maybe you could explain but I have no idea.

I guess if I exercise for three weeks and loose as much fat as possible and then spend the last week gaining as much fat as I can then maybe I should be alright hopefully.

Any suggestions towards this will be helpful. Thanks.

 

1tokeovertheline

Get yourself a home test and test yourself about a week before your next test. If necessary follow N2's directions for dilution, carefully.

~~paranoid~~

B2 vitamins have had me peeing yellow for a full day now.

FakeBoobsRule

I saw that you weigh 177 at 6 feet but I justed wanted to be positive about your body fat percent. I also saw that you said you smoke heavily and almost every day. The fact that you smoke almost every day means it will probably take you at least 30 days to get clean but to some people the "heavily" may mean one thing and to another it may mean something else. If you are smoking 3-4 blounts a day every day you may be closer to 8 weeks to get clean. If you are smoking one bowl or one joint every day you may be able to get clean in 30 days. To different people some may consider 3-4 blounts heavy and to some smoking a bowl every day might be heavy. I understood what you said I just wanted you get a quantitative number and not an adjective like heavily just to give you the best possible answer you know. As far as the testing goes, let me back up. I know some PO's test using the instant read strip. I also know some people that went to probation offices that had "mini-labs" in them. I also know of some people that had to go to collection sites and the sample was sent out to a professional lab like labcorp or quest. In the first 2 types of testing, I know most of the time a positive test is sent out to the professional lab for further conformation. In the example of the PO office that had a minilab, they use the cheaper but less "accurate" immunoassay test to test their samples. If a positive comes back, the send it out for a GC/MS test, which is gas chomatography, mass spectrometer. This is a very sensitive test. So I was wondering what kind of test you were going to get for July. In any event, it should just be assumed that you will get the worst case scenerio test, the professional lab whether federal or commercial, yet hope for the best. If you can pass this one then you can pass any of them.

I think you are giving your mom's friends PO a little too much credit. I was trying to offer you some hope that she could be wrong and she very well might be. I know PO's that are all hellfire and brimstone and bringers of the apocalypse. They like to think badly of all their clients and love to put the fear of God into them. Some are more laid back. There are plenty of people that pass professional lab testing using the methods here and also by sheer dumb luck. She really can't say unless she is testing the sample herself. She might have been trying to say that sending it out for testing is more sensitive and accurate, but to say 98% is a stretch.

The 19th is going to be cutting it close so you may want to consider using both plans. Take in a substitute and if you are unable to pull it off, then use your own urine that has undergone dilution. A day before the test, you should test your moring urine, the dirtiest of the day, using a home kit to give you an idea of if you are passing urine with THC below the cut off point.

tr1px

thanks for your input... well smoking heavy to me means every half to a whole hour everyday and a couple of bowls at a time. at my po office they use these test strips which i always beat with dilution but new po didnt buy it this time so i used a drink called Strip - NC and I ate some b vitamins which made my piss neon. that made my po send it to the lab in the first place. my next test needs to be pure and i think he might send it to the lab again. i'm not sure so i have to be clean. today i bought a bunch of fat lose shit and cleansers and vitamins for metabolism plus im gonna start running and exercising everyday until about a week before the 19th and then the week before i'm going to eat as much fat as possible. that should work.

what do you people think?