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Old 07-07-2006, 06:15 AM   #1
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Default smoked tuesday, test's friday. so tomorrows the big day. wish me luck lol

****in bestbuy right after the interview says i need to go to this place to get a test within 48 hours, so ofcourse im goin right before they close to give me the most time. had an interview the day after i toked up on 4th of july (i know dumb but like come on how could i not right) so from weed consumption to test will be like 60 hours. i only had a few hits and didnt even get that high and hadnt smoked since maybe a month before. didnt really get a chance to take creatine but i read up on the dilution method and ill do my best so fingers crossed. ill let you guys know how i did for sure. i just hope i know soon, ive been stressin over this way too much.. and i hope if it shows too diluted i can retest.. ive seriously had the hardest time finding a job itl be a major drag if i dont get this after they already offered me the gig..

and btw lol my friends telling me stuff like drunk vinegar, BLEACH or buyin those expensive ass drinks or whatever, its nice to know what can give me the best chance from readin up here.
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Old 07-07-2006, 05:48 PM   #2
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(i know dumb but like come on how could i not right)
I tend to think that people with this kind of attitude deserve what they get.

"How could I not?"

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Old 07-07-2006, 07:21 PM   #3
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I agree 100% Buzzby. Then make a statement like this.

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ive seriously had the hardest time finding a job
I wonder why. The way things seem to be headed, there are going to be a lot of people that can't get a job. More companies are drug testing than ever.
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Old 07-08-2006, 01:23 AM   #4
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LOFL u guys are such tools. whatever.. ur are acting so ****in condescending right now i think its actually really rediculous.

ive never had a drug test before. i actually hardly smoke at all anymore. i was back in town with all my buddies i hadnt seen for a while and didnt wanna drink so i just toked up. i had no idea i was gonna be drug tested within 48 hours.

so yea keep acting like your better than us to make urself feel that much more responsable/mature/better or whatevs

anyways i think i did well, i followed the guide pretty well and my piss was nicely colored. i guess ill know early next week tho, sucks i have to wait so long to keep me anxious.
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i had no idea i was gonna be drug tested within 48 hours.
That is what I was referring to. If you are looking for a job, you should probably abstain until you get one. This advice isn't just for you. It is an open forum and is read by many. One of the first things you should do is STOP smoking. MANY places test for drugs now. LOTS of people come to these forums looking for a miracle pill and there isn't one. Some pass after quitting for a short time. One guy was, I believe, 104 days before he tested clean. Bottom line if you are faced with a drug test and DON'T stop smoking, you stand a chance of failing. That has been said a million times on this site so make it a million and one now.

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so yea keep acting like your better than us to make urself feel that much more responsable/mature/better or whatevs
Who is us?? You got a mouse in your pocket??(Just kidding) I don't think I am better than anyone else. If you are referring to US as people posting on this website. Buzzby and I are both included in that.

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anyways i think i did well, i followed the guide pretty well and my piss was nicely colored. i guess ill know early next week tho, sucks i have to wait so long to keep me anxious.
I hope you pass and wish you luck. If you don't pass and are still looking for a job, think about your next drug test.

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When the company I am working for has multiple job seekers come in they have a collector there and take a hair sample right on the spot. There are some nervous people, some have left saying they don't want the job. I was tipped off by someone that works there and had time to prepare and passed.
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Old 07-08-2006, 02:08 AM   #6
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Nice reply 1toke.

A good rule of thumb for anyone, especially those applying for jobs with a national or very large chain store, service agency or restaurant. Almost ALL the big businesses drug test in one form or another.

Target, WalMart, Best Buy, Sears, K-mart, Menards, Minact; and these are all Non-government regulated businesses with entry level positions. A lot of other industries are mandated by the government that they MUST drug test their employees in certain positions.

If you are looking, you aren't smoking.
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Old 07-08-2006, 04:55 PM   #7
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Default Testing Is Everywhere

Yup, practically speaking, if a company is public, in the sense that people can buy stock in the company, they are almost always going to test now. They use a recent law called Sarbanes-Oxely as their excuse.

I'm a self employed computer software worker. Companies hire me on a temporary, as needed basis. Even though I'm not considered an employee of the companies that hire me for contract work, I usually have to get tested now.....even if I'm only going to be there for a month.

What's this world coming to when you have to get tested just to work in a cubicle.
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Old 07-08-2006, 06:17 PM   #8
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LOFL u guys are such tools. whatever.. ur are acting so ****in condescending right now i think its actually really rediculous.

ive never had a drug test before. i actually hardly smoke at all anymore. i was back in town with all my buddies i hadnt seen for a while and didnt wanna drink so i just toked up. i had no idea i was gonna be drug tested within 48 hours.

so yea keep acting like your better than us to make urself feel that much more responsable/mature/better or whatevs

anyways i think i did well, i followed the guide pretty well and my piss was nicely colored. i guess ill know early next week tho, sucks i have to wait so long to keep me anxious.
We are here to help people out of a tight jam. As the old saying goes you cant help someone that is not willing to help themselves. You asked a question and got an answer, [not what you really wanted to here] but Buzzby always speaks the truth and does not white wash anything.

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Do a home test and check yourself for peace of mind, but you sound like you have a good chance of passing.
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Old 07-08-2006, 08:29 PM   #9
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I want to know if he passed, damn.
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YESSS I ****IN PASSSED.


THANK GOD FOR THIS FORUM I THOUGHT I WAS ****ED

SICK BANKAGE AND DISCOUNTS HERE I COME

just got the call, i start monday.

i shit you guys not when the guy was filling out the final paperwork after my test, smoke 2 joints by motha****in sublime came on in the waiting room LOL i was trying so hard not to smile. musta been a good luck charm.
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