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dr. dank

Hey readers. Here comes another drug test story...

Last week I applied at home depot at an undisclosed location. Anyway, 2 days ago they tell me I have an interview the next day. Since they told me about the interview, and I know Home DePOT drug tests i decided to not smoke (except for a little fruity that day before i found out) and buy an Xtra Clean from the Detoxify company at our local head shop. Yesterday I had the interview and all went well. Yesterday was also my first day in a long while that i havent smoked any marijuana, at all. I'd say I'm a chronic user of chronic.. I usually smoke about 3 or 4 bowls a day, plus im in on a blunt or two if we're big pimpin. Anyway, today is the third day of this whole ordeal and I'm taking my test this afternoon. I haven't really eaten much in the past days, just drank a lot of water and a few gatorades and exercised (a walk around the block haha). Anyway, the point of this is just an experience thread if anyone wants another scenario of use with this product. The results should come back next week the guy said, so ill be sure to post them.

Feedback/Comments/Outbursts are welcome, as long as they're not ignorant and jackassed.

PEACE! And toke it easy!

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needgreen

good luck with your test man. that xxtra clean stuff didnt work for me on my home tests so the best for me is to sub. it is also much cheaper and pretty much guaranteed if you know who the doner is

dr. dank

This product's features are as follows:

-recommended for directly-supervised tests, such as probation, parole and military situations
-formulated for people with higher toxin levels or larger body mass
-tropical flavored, 20-ounce liquid, fortified with vitamin B2 and creatine
-minimizes your toxin levels in one hour, effective for up to five hours with the maximum effect at three hours
-double money-back guarantee from the manufacturer

It says maximum results after three hours, it is ten to eleven so at about two o'clock ill be peeing in a cup. So far this morning, I have already drank 1 liter of water and ate a bowl of cheerios just about ten minutes ago.


11:00 - Drinking the drink
11:15 - refill bottle with water, shake and drink
11:15 - 2:30 Urinate Frequently/Continue to drink plenty of water/eat light meals including fruite, vegetables, and fiber
2:45 - Smoke a delicious long awaited bowl

I'll be sure to let you all know what happens.

:EDIT: This drink is kind of icky. Kind of tastes like those little jugs with the aluminum foil top you break through... Know what im talking about?

dr. dank

Thanks needgreen, ive got my fingers crossed. When you failed your home test what did you do up to it? Discontinue your smoking and dilute your system with a lot of water or just drink it and pee? A couple friends of mine went in on a whizzinator but they wanted to charge me 30 dollars to use it so i figured i'd be just as well if i bought a drink..

Buzzby

All of these products work by dilution. They do not convert THC metabolites into something that can't be detected, as they'd like you to believe. They do not remove THC metabolites from your body. Only time and fat-burning exercise can do that. You can duplicate the actions of these products for a fraction of the price by following the guidelines in these links:

Dilution and aspirin-- the technique

DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines from N2

Because they work by dilution, detox drinks can fail if the concentration of THC metabolites is too high. Drinking a lot of fluids makes you pee a lot, reducing the concentration of THC metabolites in your blood. They'll be restored from that stored in fatty tissue but eventually they'll all leach out if you don't smoke. Drinking a reasonable amount of fluids shortly before your test will dilute your urine, lowering the concentration of THC metabolites. If you dilute too much it will spoil the test and you'll be retested or failed. The aspects of dilution techniques other than drinking fluids are to make dilute urine appear to be less dilute. At high concentrations of THC metabolites it is not possible to dilute enough without diluting too much.

The aspirin in the dilution + aspirin technique will mask THC metabolites on an EMIT test if the concentration is not too high.

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Sec

The reason it tasted Is because that is all it basically is. Just an expensive kind of flavored sugar water. It is the water that causes you to pass via dilution (If you do not get a diluted result).

$30 per quart for imitation koolaid, I've said it before, I'll say it again...I think I am in the wrong business. I should at least sell detox drinks with the drug tests.

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needgreen

hey sec3 have you ever thought of putting a couple aspiren, tums, vit b,creatine and a glass in a nice package. we could market it for 30 or 40 bucks and sell it to the people who wont read the threads. probably make about 2000% profit. we could gaurantee it or triple your money back. just kidding of course but this is basicly all these drinks do is dilute

Sec

Yea, needgreen, I've thought about it. I just can't get over this little problem I have with Ethics in Business. My conscience won't let me do that. Damn conscience anyway.

Hawg

Remeber you all ready have a couple of business partners if needed.

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http://www.testclear.com/dtcompanies/searchcompany2.cfm



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Sec

A couple!, hell, with you, 1toke and Grillmeats in with me, how could we fail?