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CollegeBudz

So... pre-employment drug test Monday, July 10. took 1 hit out of a bowl on July 4. took a few bong rips on the 2nd and 3rd. Haven't smoked since the fourth. I'd say I'm a light to moderate smoker (every few days I'll sit in on a session).

I found out on thursday that I have to test at 8 am monday. I ran on an eliptical for 45 minutes last night night (July 6) and burned 700 calories. I did it again this morning, and I plan to do it twice more today so I burn 2100 calories plus the 700 last night. I have been eating light to keep burning fat but hopefully not spike my metabolism before the test. I'm going to stop working out tommorrow and remain sedentary until the test so I don't release any extra metabolites.

My big question is about how to best dilute. I've read N2's extremely helpful dilution and aspirin advice, but I have also purchased a "cleansing product" from GNC. It's called Strip; It's a 32 once drink with a shitton of creatine and B-vitamins and something called Psyllerol - "an exclusive proprietary formula of psyllium, carbs, and vitamins. Psyllerol enables the body to expel toxins at an extremely high rate." It sounds to me like the Psyllerol might serve the same purpose as aspirin, because the drink contains Cascara Sagrada Bark.

The Strip brand drink doesn't seem to do anything about increasing specific gravity, and I don't think drinking its creatine the morning of the test would give enough time to metabolize it into creatinine, so I plan to eat salt and rolaids that morning and load up on creatine 1-2 days before the test. Should I take the Strip stuff? Is it worth it for all the B vitamins and the Psyllerol? If I do take it, should I also take aspirin? Money is not really an issue here - the 50 bucks for the drink doesn't really compare to the money I'll make at this job. I just want the best chance possible to pass this test. Finally, what do you think my chances are?

 

CollegeBudz

BTW : I'm 5'11, about 145 - 150. Not much fat at all.

Buzzby

Psyllium is a laxative. It'll make your body expel something. Unfortunately, very little THC metabolite is eliminated in feces.

Your best chance of passing the test is to follow the dilution protocols.

Dilution and aspirin-- the technique

DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines from N2

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needgreen

although all these magical drinks are nicely packaged, the contents of these is no better then or not even as good as the dilution method stated here.
this method works well. it takes a bit of practice to get it down, but i have not heard of it failing if done correctly. at least at my job site. the easiest way to go may be subbing. have you considered? this is basicly fool proof once you have it in the cup and the temp is right. as with everything, practice

cbc15156

this is true that little thc is usually not expelled thro shit. but a high fiber diet will divert the majority of the thc metabolites TO the stool. meaning most of it doesnt come out in ur piss. so if u start takin fiber pills or eating a shit load of apples or bread of whatever the fuck has fiber it in ASAP and drink a lot of water b4 the test take 4 aspirin about 3 hours b4 the test continue 2 drink about a liter of water every half an hour up 2 the test make sure ur not pissing clean take any b vitamin a couple hours b4 the test. also niacin works great. take 7-8 at a time i do this b4 i go 2 bed so i dont feel the burning and itching associated with a shit load of niacin. make sure its NOT time release. do this the 3 days leading up 2 the test if u can i didnt c wen ur test is actually im prob posting this like 2 months late but nebody else that needs this all this shit has worked 4 me mulitiple multiple times

 

1tokeovertheline

You are 7 months late. Niacin does nothing to help pass a piss test. As far as the fiber goes, read Buzzby's post above.

Yesterday>Today

Hey.....dont waste your money on the BS the stores sell....just follow what this site tells you and abstain from the herb....and work out like a marine.