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billabongd00d

Ok so I goto court today thinking I was immediately gonna get drug tested after the hearing being that I had to go talk to a probation officer. I use the dilution method and with my damn luck they're busy, but luck gave me about 16 more days to stay clean....That would make around 18 days clean altogether and I'm 6 foot 160 lbs. I've smoked heavily for the past 4 years of some pure canadian beaster =o)
Unfortunately I have to hang up the towel on being a pothead, but I was wondering if theres any advice anyone could give me to get the THC out of my system. I have high metabolism and exercise some...and if anyone has any tips or anything they would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!
btw..this is a court drug test and I grabbed one of the sheets seeing what all was checked for....they do check specific gravity and creatinine levels as well as PH.

 

Lolo69

I pulled this (below) off one of the stickies for you. I would buy some "specimen validation strips." I googled and bought off another vendor because the product was a little cheaper. Then I'd buy some home tests off of ebay (just ordered some myself and should receive 2-3 days priority mail). You have time so you can buy this stuff off the Internet. I should get the specimen validation strips in 7 days.

In the meantime, while you wait for these products to be delivered, go to your friendly neighborhood drug store and buy a home test for THC (if that's all you do) for about $15. Take it first thing a.m. and see where you stand (don't drink water, pop, coffee, etc., so your sample is undiluted).

After you get the aforementioned products you bought online (minimum ten each for each product), I'd start experimenting with dilution, following the directions posted in the sticky on this forum.

I am not a moderator, just a scared s-less consumer such as yourself. I have a pre-employ ua at the end of the month, but gave myself enough time (I'll be 48-50 days clean) so I could pass.

DO NOT BUY EXPENSIVE DETOX DRINKS BECAUSE THEY WILL NOT WORK.

I bought the aformentioned products because I want to be prepared, but so far have passed two Walgreen's tests. I figured that if I don't use them, I will run into someone who can that I can sell too since both don't expire until late next year.

Good luck with your probation. If I were you, I'd just abstain until I was off. I know it's a drag, but you will get your life back before you know it.

SEE BELOW:

I have read so many posts of people giving in detail all the fluids they drank in order to pass their drug tests. Many people follow N2s guidelines, but many don't. As we know the goal is to drink enough fluids so that the level of THC will be below the cutoff, without diluting too much that the sample is rejected. I read the posts of many scared, sleepless and stressed out people who voice a concern of "Will I get the call from the lab saying I was dilute and I will have to submit another sample?" My friends, this worrying could easily be prevented if you follow my advice here. I believe people do practice runs either a few days or the day before and then drug test themselves to see if they obtain a negative result. So if you get that negative result you know that the dilution worked. How would you know then if the lab results are not going to come up dilute? This I have the answer to. Online vendors sell a product called "Specimen Validity Strips". These test strips are one time use disposable dip stick that will give you the answers you are looking for. Remember in order to clinically have a diluted sample the specific gravity and creatnin is not within normal range. These validity strips tell you if the specific gravity and creatnin is within normal limits. Therefore, when you are practicing diluting, why not place a strip in the urine to see you did everything correctly. Why worry for days on end when you will know your answer ahead of time. The testing strips are inexpensive at around $30 for 25 of them.I don't know if I am allowed to give the actual website as to where I got mine but the vendor is Craig Medical. I have seen a few others online as well. I hate to read the threads of people who say they are stressed out and can't sleep. Purchase these strips and you won't worry anymore. Hope this helps.

Lolo69

One more thing, you can boost creatinin (sp?) by eating red meat three days prior and/or buying a creatinin supplement at GNC or some other place. Also use three days prior. I haven't used it myself, but others on this forum have said that you will know you have taken too much of the supplement if you get the "Hershey squirts."

Beware, I pooped in my pants in a mall last summer taking some junk I bought off the Internet. It was brutal. Fortunately, I had a bag with another purchase that I was able to hold behind my back while I ran out to my car to go home.