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kingsblend420

Hey kids,

Long time no chat. I know it seems like I only come around when I need something but I really dont mean to hurt you I do care for ya. Last time we talked I had a job offer and failed the psychmedics hair test with the Mcuju method. Then I went straight and on the next job offer I pissed no worries (best feeling ever imho). About a month later I got a better job offer and jumped on it. Still clean so I passed the urine test no sweat. When they hired me they made it very clear that they do random drug screens. Well, silly me, I thought, "BAH! Won't be me!" and have smoked one or two times in the past 6 months. Always skirting the line. I've realized that I cannot do my job and smoke. My job requires me to be thinking about 10 different things that I have to do all at once. And, I love my job and the company I work for to death so I refrained from smoking to the best of my ability. The problem is that I recently began to engage in a certain off topic substance. Only twice in the past month, the latest being 10 days ago. Now I'm not here to talk all about off topic substances but what I have read is that detection period is 3-7 days if that. At my rate of usage is probably zero. STILL WORRIED!

So on Monday one of my higher-ups came to town and he mentioned to me that I had been selected for a random drug screen and we began to go over the paperwork. Monday was the end of the month and probably the most crucial day of the month for my job and so I asked him if we could postpone it because I had deadlines to meet. He agreed. YES! After work I found a place that had quick fix and purchased some. I read all night probably 7 hours and practiced walking around a bit and sitting and seemed to be no problem. So, Im ready. I am really nervous and seriously debating whether or not I need to go this far but dammit I love my job and I hate drug tests. In the end I decide that I will try to sub.

Today, I come in and take care of some stuff and he gives me a single sheet company form and says go to labcorp. He says I have three hours to report. Now labcorp is about 15 minutes from our work but I told them I was going to lunch and had other business errands to run also. I went home to get the heatpad going and practiced walking around with it. So far so good. When I felt it was time I got my act together and put the squirt top on the quik fix bottle and secured it under my nuts. Got in the car and off I went. I got to the lab and began driving around looking for parking when I felt this wet sensation in my pants. I looked down and I had pissed my pants! The bottle was leaking all in my pants. Oh shit DUDE! You pissed your pants!!! Look at the clock, you have to show up at the lab in 1hr and a half. Run home and dry the shit out of my pants, my double boxers were soaked. Ok pants are dry but you only have a half a bottle of quick fix. "That will be ok I will pee in the rest" I thought. Got to the lab and began walking to the lab. IMMEDIATELY the bottle moves to my front and is totally poking out the front of my pants like I have a really sharp boner. In the middle of the street. "Oh shit its falling down your leg!" I do some adjusting and return to my car. "This will never work I have to go in and just pee". So I go into the lab and I am going to roll the dice.

Turns out that nobody gave me a chain of custody form and the people at labcorp didnt have one/know how to print one out (didnt know thats all they had to do) and said they couldnt test me I would have to come back with a chain of custody form. So I go back to work and they say, "Here, go here, this is where we send people with work related injuries." So about an hour and a half after the labcorp debacle I show up at this other place. I pull out the half a bottle of QF and can't even read the temperature. It is way over 100 degrees. I struggle with trying to decide if the QF is still good or not after being 100+ degrees for about an hour in a semi-sealed container. I decide that I will try it and put it in "my spot"....first thing is it immediately fucks up again and falls out of my crotch. WORTHLESS! I decide that, AGAIN, I will have to wing it and hope for the best. I go into this new place and get the same story about the chain of custody form. They did have us on file but they would have had to report the results to my co-worker instead of the boss and that was unacceptable so they had me give up and return.

Later we did find some chain of custody forms for labcorp that were the ones I was suppose to have the first time. My higher-up told me to go in tomorrow morning and if labcorp refuses me then he is over it and I dont have to worry about it. HOW COOL IS THAT!?

This whole day has had so many ups and downs, its been a total emotional rollercoaster and I didnt get a damn thing done at work to meet my end of the month deadlines. But at least I get another chance to try and sub and get it right. I am going to go out and buy another QF and some tidey whiteys.
Thats my story I hope you enjoyed.

 

Sec

I totally enjoyed your story. Man, what a day, huh?

Next time: Tape.

Duct tape hurts when it comes off, but it is good for a million and one things including taping the quick fix bottle to your leg or underwear.

Really nice descriptive story though.

BTW, I could have done the test with the forms I have at my office, all I would have had to do is call the employer and get the info over the phone. Any collection facility should be able to do that. The places you went to must be really ???. I can't think of a word to describe them.

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raaaaaaah

LOL, wow...you did have to deal with it today! But, you got through it and that is all that matters. My situation was similiar, but not as difficult; i had to deal with the chain of command situation as well. Ended up company does not have acct there, but they allowed me to pay seperate and I will submit receipt. It is a small world, lol. Two people, strangers, both supporting the same cause, walking around with QF's in our pants. Very cool.

I worn what i like to call 2 pairs of "fullbacks" ...lol. I swear for females, some of those things feel like our version of tiddy whiteys and let me tell ya, fullbacks work!!!

Good luck with the ducktape and just think, after all that emotional drama, it will be over soon.

Hawg

A million and 2 things now for the duct tape, and also the word you are looking for is ignorant

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Sec

And you even spelled it right. Thanks Hawg.

 

1tokeovertheline

What !!!!! you think he is stupit???? OK,OK I will stop. (rick fixed my angel.)

Sec

Hawg just has a spelling disability, he isn't sutupit.

And, my angel was never broken , see!

1tokeovertheline

This one I will buy.

This one however...........

kingsblend420

I subbed with QF today. No problems. Fingers crossed... *shakes fist in the air* Spectrum labs dont let me down!!

MarkerInTheSand

my method of croching something requires 2 things

1. boxer briefs (no need to get whities...)

2. get a small sunglasses pouch w/ a pull string, if u wedge the string just into the waistband of your underwear, it works well.

I have some quickfix and will use that if i ever need to, but its plan B for testing for me since i also have a whizzinator.