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Skybubbles

Hey everyone im new at this and would like some advice from all you experts =) im not a criminal but i have been offered this really good job. they piss test( i know dont they all) well i have about 11 days until they test me i went and bought some vale detoxing drink but does it really work....i guess it depends on the person how much they smoke and how much they wiegh ect.... well i have been smoking for 3 -4 years now almost everyday 6-7 times a day i wiegh aboiut 135 and need to pass this test for a job if anyone has advice for me good or bad i will really appreciate the feedback thanks guys and have a good day stay safe =)

 

FakeBoobsRule

Sky, you should include your height so we can understand your body type. Also, a home test is in order. Serious thought should be put into subbing and not diluting.

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Skybubbles

sorry guys im 135 at 5 feet and 3 inches you guys think there is any hope in me passing this test???

Lolo69

You need to sub. Read the 40 or so pages on the sub sticky and get back to us if you still have questions. It's a pre-employ test, so you more than likely will not be observed.

If you don't have a friend or family member who is clean that can donate pee to you, buy some Quick Fix 4.0 synthetic urine.

Be sure to practice getting the temp right on your sub and finding a means of transporting the sub that's comfortable for you.

Skybubbles

Problem is my whole family is potheads and i just moved here not too long ago and where do i buy sythenic urine at? so you guys dont think there is any hope of me passing it with just the vale drink and water? has anyone ever taken the vale drink and passed a test b4 get back to me guys thanks

 

Hawg

It is posted on here somewhere about Vales, I think it has a few success stories and maybe a few hard luck stories also. Do a search and see what you can find.

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Skybubbles

i will do that.. but i know that 4 yrs of smoking pot everyday it should take a while to be clean right GOD i hate this!!!

needgreen

as already told, you should consider subbing. i am not to sure on your magic drink, but i would not use it. if you want, you could also dilute as a backup in case your test is observed. it probably will not be. the main thing is to read and practice. as for your detox drink, personally i would not trust it

Lolo69

Up until a year ago, I was a daily user, usually a couple of hits or bowls a day from a one-hitter or bong. My first drug test 10 years ago, I was able to pass after 42 days of abstinance.

My most recent test (after a year of on- and off-again abstinance), I was testing clean on a home test after 27 days. I was pleasantly surprised, because I am in my late 40s, pre-menopausal, and my metabolism has slowed down considerably. I'm also a plus-sized gal. It takes the average user 30 days to get THC below the typical 50ng cutoff, the most common pre-employ urine test. You sound average to me, with a lower body weight and metabolism.

Virtually all detox drinks, cleansing pills, etc., are bogus and a waste of money. I do not advise that you buy the Vale drink, because more than likely you will come up neg-dilute, and your job offer will be withdrawn.

You can order QF 4.0 online or buy it headshops. Unfortunately, due to some states that have recently passed laws making it a felony to tamper with a drug test, the product cannot be shipped to AR, IL, KY, OK, NJ, NC or SC. I don't know if this shipping ban applies to retail outlets in these states, but I imagine it does, or they keep it in a back room.

If you live in one of these states, then have the product shipped to a friend or family member in a state that doesn't ban QF 4.0, or drive to a head shop in a neighboring state. If let us know which state or area you live in, perhaps one of the members of this forum will be able to lead you to a retail outlet that carries QF 4.0.

We had one guy last week who lives in Illinois, who said he was able to find QF 4.0 at a head shop in the Chicago area. (The product cannot be shipped to Illinois.)

All I can say is call around to head shops in your area, by looking in the yellow pages or an alternative newspaper, or by doing a google search for headshops and call them to ask if they carry QF 4.0 before you waste a lot of gas driving around.

If you haven't done a home test, buy one today and test your first morning, first part pee to see where you stand. You may start showing up clean in less than 30 days. In the meantime, I'd still get some QF 4.0 and be prepared to sub. You can also practice diluting using the methods described in the dilution sticky as a backup.

The sub sticky has lots of great of information for subbing. So start reading and practicing. You can do it!