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IndianaJones999

I did a drug test today for my probation officer

It was my first of the year, and I am 8 months into probation. Because I thought it was possible it was coming up, I was somewhat prepared, but I'm not sure how much.

(I was confident up to these last 2 days, and then I lost my confidence. Why I was so overconfident, I can't say)

I haven't smoked for 9 days. I smoked 4 hits off of a "mid" joint 9 days ago. Before that, I probably haven't smoked for about 4-5 days. Before that, I would maybe smoke two "small" bowls of dirt, maybe 2-3 times per week for about a 2 week period.

Before that, I only had maybe 2 bowls spaced out over a month, followed by 5 months of abstinence after being a heavy smoker.

So in summary, I would say I have had a total of, at the most, the equivalent of 6 joints over the course of the month with a combination of poor weed (mostly) - mid weed, and two one hitters of very good weed.

(I'm estimating a grand total of 6 full joints everything put together)

So. I'm 6'0 and about 150 lbs. I've done very little physical activity over the last 9 days. (I ran the week before that, but for some reason I stopped)

My metabolism was excellent in the past. I'm not sure if it is now, because I'm not in the same shape I used to be. Yet, I am skinny, and I seem to go to the bathroom a lot.

So, yesterday, I drank a full gallon of water, took 3 scoops of creatine, drank two half glasses of Jack Daniels last night, drank half a gallon of water this morning, took two aspirin, and drank a can of pepsi 1-2 hours before the screen.

I have also been crapping like a madman the last 9 days, which is good, at a rate of about twice per day. I also did not give the first stream, gave the mid-stream, and pissed the rest into the toilet.

I ate 2 pieces of peanut butter toast in the morning and that's it. The day before, I had a fish sandwich and fries from McDonald's and 4 pieces of peanut butter toast throughout the day.

Obviously, I don't think anyone can tell me the result, but I am shitting balls.

I actually need to get to work in the morning, but I have been sifting through these threads for about an hour, and it's 2 am here.

(Gotta be at work at 8:00)

Problem is, most of these posts deal with beating employment tests and not probation tests which is frustrating. (in my case, of course)

So, I will post my results for certain when I receive them. I have no idea what to expect, or when to expect the results.

I have 4 "general" questions: (Hopefully good, for all, for future reference)
("General" because I realize each PO is different, but posted experiences help)

1. Can anyone tell me what could be the potential consequences?
(This is my first and only charge, and I seem to get along with the PO ok.)

2. What should I do if I come up positive?

3. What would be MY next step of procedure if they call back and say it's diluted? (Say they want a retest?)

4. Do they usually call and tell you either way, or do they simply report it on your next visit? (My next visit will be in approx 30 days) (if positive or negative)

I would like to be prepared just in case, and no, I'm not smoking anymore.

 

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I don't doubt that you are "shitting balls". You can probably can shit balls through the keyhole from eating that much creatine, coupled with the alcohol and water. You have an endless supply of shit balls.

1. No, every PO is different. If you get along ok, that is a plus.
2. Look very confused and offer to take the test again.
3. See #2.
4. they simply report it on your next visit (usually, See #1).

For the record, I think you could have come up negative. Couple of reasons:

You drank an excessive amount of fluid, and took an excessive dose of creatine. (even if it was a bit late on the creatine). Most of all, your usage was not heavy.

I'm pulling for you.
this is your best decision yet.

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