SFM

Hi, I have a Pre-employment test next week, day unknown. I am about 6' tall, about 220lbs, I've smoked off and on for the last 30 days, 9 days ago I smoked a lot (finished school, Thank God!), and the last time I had some was one hit 5 days ago. My metabolism is slow.

As soon as I found out about this upcoming test I went to the local head shop and grabbed 2 items:
-Protox Pro Clenzer Advanced 10 Day Body Detox Detoxification Formula TABLETS &
-Protox Xtreme stregnth (large body mass) Fast Acting Drink (my last ditch effort).

I am going to go grab a home test kit at the store in a few minutes but I am confident that I will come up hot at this point. Regardless, I have been taking 3 tablets of Pro Clenzer 4 times a day and have been drinking MASSIVE amounts of water.

My questions begin with:
-Is Protox worth using?
-If no, what product ('s) should I obtain?
-Should I also incorporate Gatorade and Aspirin at this point?
-WTF is Pot still illegal?!?! (don't answer, lol )

ANY help, suggestions, comments are greatly welcome ... thanks all.

A VERY STRESSED SFM

Sec

Water won't clean you out any more than the "cleansing" products that you wasted your money on.

No.
Just read the substitution and dilution stickies. If you still have questions, then ask. Also, don't waste your drug test by taking the test while drinking massive amounts of water. Test yourself with the first pee of the day. If positive, test yourself after drinking a normal amount of fluid. If still positive, either try to dilution technique and test yourself again or investigate the possibility of the substitution.
See answer above.
Good luck.

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Guidelines.
Search
http://www.marijuana.com/drug-test/index

SFM

OK, I just took a Home Test and failed it for THC. I also found out that I probably need to take the test for the job by Wednesday. So, I need help...

SFM

SFM

Thanks for the reply, I'm off to get some Creatinine now. Wish me luck, I'l need it.

SFM

Hawg

Just practice and do a home test about the time of day that your test will be, that should give you some peace of mind.

Or you could just Sub, no muss no fuss just get the temp down and you will be fine.

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Here is a good place to see who test's and how.
http://www.testclear.com/dtcompanies/searchcompany2.cfm



Figures don't lie but liars can figure

SFM

I picked up Creatine, Gatorade, B2, Aspirin, Niacin and 2 more test kits. I have a question about the Creatine: One Heaping Teaspoon is 5g, do I want to increase this amount? Thanks.

SFM

SFM

This is probably a stupid question but I'm ignorant about a lot of this: If I try a substitution does the sample have to come from the same sex? My spouse is clean and then I would not have to involve anyone else. Thanks.

Sec

The answer is no. In the future, just so you don't feel the need to ask "stupid questions", as you put it, you could do a search. Use the link in my signature at the bottom of this post. It could save you some time in getting your answers.

SFM

Thank you.

SFM

I have a Pre-employment drug test coming as soon as
tomorrow. Stress is high but I am going to try everything
N2 suggests. I'm downright angry right now that Pot is
grouped together with Coke and such. If I cannot pass a
home test then I am not even going to try going in for a
real test. I don't even know if I'm doing Urine at this
point but it seems a reasonable assumption.

I am planning on taking my AT-HOME home test 4-5 hours
after beginning the Dilution Method. Today is day 7 I
have been clean. I have been drinking large amounts of
water in the days leading up to this Dilution day so I
feel as though I need to Urinate often already. Yesterday
I used a First Check home test and came up hot so I am highly
nervous.

1. 6am, I just woke, 1st urination of the day, Four 325mg
Aspirin, and one Dose of Creatine (5grams as directed by
bottle),and a total of 2 glasses of water.
2. 7:20-7:25am, 2nd Urination, 16 oz of Gatorade,
stomachache a bit, and high stress.
3. 7:40am, 8oz of Gatorade.
4. 7:55am, 8oz of Gatorade, 1st clear urination.
5. 8:10am, 8oz of Gatorade, Sea Salt added to this bottle
of Gatorade, tastes terrible, 2nd clear Urination. I now
feel a constant need to urinate.
6. 8:25am, 8oz of Gatorade, two Rolaids to help my
stomach a bit, 3rd clear urination, lots of anxiety.
7. I have 16oz of Gatorade left that I am now going to
use to replace whatever I void. When this runs out I will
switch to water.
8. 8:50am, urine is very clear, about 4oz of Gatoraid. 9.
9:15am, Less of an urge to urinate so I'm going to drink
the rest of the Gatoraid ... about 12oz, taking one
Vitimin B-2 Tablet (daily allowance is 5882%), and I am
going to to Urinate so I can watch to see how many time I
will go clear before the B-2 kicks in.
10. 9:20am, Drinking 16oz of water, feeling Extremely
Bloated, stress level increasing as Home Test approaches.
11. 9:40am, Urine already has more color than the last
several, drinking 16oz of water, taking Three 325mg
Aspirin (not 4 because my stocmach is feeling overtaxed).
12. 9:55am, Urine is no darker than the last one but
there is some color, 2 more voids and I will take the test.
13. 10am, drinking 8oz of water.
14. 10:10am, drinking 8oz of water, I am beyond stressed
at this point ... downright afraid I guess.
15. 10:15am, Urine is not as dark as I was expecting (I
may need to double the B-2 on the next run), 1 more void
and then I test ... my stomach is in knots, lol.
16. 10:20am, drinking 16oz of water, very bloated.
17. 10:35am, last urination before test, color is light
but not clear.
18. 10:40am, I am now going to wash my hands wells and
prep the test kit, I am also going to drink another 16oz
of water.
19. TEST: taken at 11:00am, waiting now for the 10
minutes required...
20. The Test Passed! The test bar showed up very quickly
and remained for the time limit.I'm still worried, of course,
but this gives me hope!

Thanks N2 ... and everyone else.