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Old 09-12-2006, 09:48 PM   #1
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Default Pre-employment test - Please help me

What's up. In 2 day's I will have a Pre-employment test.

Height: 6'00"

Weight: 140

Metabolism: Pretty fast

History of smoking:
So 2 weeks ago was my first time (friday), I smoked 1 joint.
Last week:
*wednesday I smoked a boul with my friend, then 3 hours later a smoked another boul with my 2 friends
*thursday I smoked 2 bouls with 3 friends (i had like 3 hits totally), then coupel hours later i smoked 1 boul with my 2 friends (big one), then 1-2h later we smoked another one
*friday I smoked only 1 boul with my 2 friends

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I didn't work out last week but i work out every day

Since friday I drank a lot of water (like 2-3 galons per day, friday, saturady, sunday, monday, and i plan to drink till tommorow, then like normal)

Will i pass my pee test

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Old 09-12-2006, 10:29 PM   #2
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hell ya you will drink like 2-3 bottles of gatorade the day before and try to take like 3 asperin...not advil or ibuprofen but straight asperin and then also another gatorade in the morning and like 2-3 asperin 30-45 min. before test and try to go for jags up untill the day of your test
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Old 09-12-2006, 10:45 PM   #3
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i meant to say jogs...asperin dillutes your piss and try to piss as much as possible untill your test and give the piss in the middle of letting it wizz
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Old 09-13-2006, 04:25 AM   #4
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Thanks for you're tips, i feel much better

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Old 09-13-2006, 04:42 PM   #5
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no prob yadadadadameeen
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Old 09-13-2006, 06:50 PM   #6
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Read the dilution sticky and don't exercise 4 or 5 days before the test. You want to go into fat storing mode so you don't release any THC metabolites from your fat that will end up in your piss.
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Old 09-13-2006, 07:23 PM   #7
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What's up. In 2 day's I will have a Pre-employment test.

Will i pass my pee test

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hell ya you will
Welcome both of you to the site but hold on SCCKid11. SCCkid11, there is no way you can tell for sure that Mp1 is going to pass with 100% certainty with his usage history over the last fews days. He smoked on the 6th,7th, and 8th and has a test on the 14th. That is too close to say "hell ya you will" If he had just smoked one time on the 8th he would still be in danger of failing on the 13th or 14th but he has smoked more than that. The only way to pass a test 100 % is either not to use drugs ever or for a very very long time or a successful substitution with clean urine (onetoke you are slipping! ). The only way Mp1 can know for sure is to use a home test. SCCkid11 don't think I'm trying to run you off but this is only your 5 or 6th post and you shouldn't tell people that smoked 5 days before a test that they will pass. Death and taxes are certain, not passing a drug test while using drugs. Your info about the exercise was also off a little bit. Your info about the role of aspirin in the dilution prep is wrong. Aspirin can help throw off EMIT assay tests if the THC levels are low but not quite low enough to pass.

Mp1, I suggest a home test. I would also suggest that you are a good candidate for dilution but substitution is better. I'm not trying to scare you after someone gave you a false sense of security but you should read more. Dilution is more than drinking gatorade and popping aspirins. There is more to it and there are some measurements you should follow. I think you have an excellent chance of passing with some prep work, but don't let someone tell you that passing is certain when you smoke 5-6 days before a test.

SCCkid11, no hard feelings ok. I just don't want Mp1 to fail.
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The only way to pass a test 100 % is either not to use drugs ever or for a very very long time or a successful substitution with clean urine (onetoke you are slipping! ).
Sorry about that, I was more concerned about the kid telling them to jog everyday until the test. You got me. I screwed the pooch on that one.

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Good advice you give. Reps for that.

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Nope I got to spread it around first. Fuckem good job anyway.
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Old 09-14-2006, 03:15 PM   #9
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I caught a flu yesterday, and now I'm on drugs for the next few days, so I'll take a drug test next week

Thanks for you're advice
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Old 09-14-2006, 05:03 PM   #10
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Default Needed to delay anyway!

Sorry you are not feeling well, but my piece of advice would be to delay. It sounds like you got that anyway!

DONT smoke unless you have other plans to help increase your odds. Time is your biggest asset!


Good luck and feel better!

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