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subiseasy

Okay, first I would like to say, thank you to all the helpful people on this forum. Great Community! As you have helped me out, I feel it necessary to at least contribute my results.

Age-21
Height-6 feet 5 inches.
Weight- 280
Body fat percentage-13 %

Type of test-Standard 5 panel, for pre-employment.

Setting-Doctor's office, specimen collected and sent to lab via post.

Method used to attempt pass- Substitution.

Last time smoked-9/15/2006,
Current date-10/12/2006(however, not relevant because of method used.)

Now to narrate the process. I am only an occasional smoker. The test came up on me with 24 hours notice. I bought a First Check 5 panel test(ironically from the place of employment, ha!) I don't do other substances so the lines on the true drugs were very dark, thus being negative. The line for THC was too faint for comfort. However the test does state that even a faint line is negative. I would have sent off to lab for GS/MS but time constraints would not allow. I decided to go the route of substitution(thanks N2). As I knew the chance of being observed was minimal for a pre-employment screen. I practiced with a 4 ounce container the night before with water to become accustomed to the feel of the container and controlling the temperature(invest in a digital thermometer). This is the most critical process of substitution, being well prepared. I cleansed out the 4 ounce container with boiling water to eliminate any possible bacteria. I did this right before adding the clean urine. The smell of the mouthwash was still there. This is mute though because any possible bacteria that could alter the test result would have been eliminated with the boiling water. I had my sister void into a container(also cleansed via boiling water) and then transferred my liquid gold into the 4 ounce container. I filled it up 3/4 of the way. I am glad I did because the lab assistant asked for an amount well beyond two ounces. However, she ended up only using about an ounce. I am sure they do this to scare you into adding your own urine because they know about the standard 2 ounce subbing process.

Prior to taking the official test, I arrived at the doctor's office and had to wait almost an hour. I had the container in position between my boy's and the back door, along with holding my thighs close together. I did not use tighty whitey's, because I did not own any, and I had practiced controlling the container. At the doctor's office I used my good Southern charm to both make my self feel more comfortable, and to appear as a good boy to the staff. The restroom I used was the only one in the doctors office. Needless to say it was stocked with standard restroom equipment. The assistant pulled the trashcan out. I could not turn on the water, flush, or wash my hands. There was no dye in the toilet. I could shut the door but not lock it(again I am sure this an attempt to "psyke" you out). I followed the instructions of subbing to a T and am now happily posting my positive results with you.

The main thing I would iterate to any one contemplating substitution is to first read N2's substitution guidelines located via the link below.

http://www.thedrugwar.com/urine-test...elines-n2.html

However, I would suggest carrying at least 3 ounces of clean urine. You might be asked for a larger specimen than two ounces.

Also, it is best to use the dilution method in conjunction with substitution. That is if you do not know for sure if you will be observed. Dilution method can be found via the link below.

http://www.thedrugwar.com/urine-test...elines-n2.html

Finally, the most important aspect of using the substitution method is to PRACTICE and be prepared(do your research). You will be much calmer, and the process will flow much better(pun intended).

P.S. I would like to extend my gratitude towards the helpful people of this community(1tokeover, N2, and many others). I appreciate all of the help I have read.

P.S.S. Do not worry your self to death over substitution, the only thing that will get you is a bad experience. Be calm, be informed, and practice. It is truly too easy. I do not even understand why "they" drug test since the entire process is inherently flawed.

jason.

 

legalizeitNV

WTG! Best of luck in your new job!

smokinmommy

CONGRATS....on the job!!! Best of Luck and Wishes!!!

Sec

In my opinion, they should drug test for pre-employment if no other reason than to weed out the people who are too stupid to pass a drug test. Sort of like an aptitude test. You, sir, are not one of those people.

Congratulations on passing and on a well written post.

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Explicit

Knowledge is power and you acquired the power you needed to get the task at hand accomplished. Very fine work. Congratulations.

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Trust the taint!

 

1tokeovertheline

If that is the case, there are sure a lot of dumb fuckers between the two drug testing forums.

SFM

Always great to hear another success story ... Good Luck to you!

SFM