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Old 10-14-2006, 08:48 AM   #1
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Default great idea I thought of and works

Well I came up with an idea and it works to...

well I had to stop smoking because I had to get drug tests so what I did was pass this one drug test and I did.So from there I took a 1 gallon water jug and I pissed in it until it was full and I sealed that up real nice and after that I left it in there until my next test and I always tested negative for anything while I can still be blazing my tests would always come up negative....

btw my mom gets the special cups for the test and then brings them to a lab with my piss in them bc everytinme I go to the lab my blatter does not want to piss no matter how much water or anything I drink. So I can easily fool the tests bc im not looked at or anything.
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:57 AM   #2
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I'd say that this is total BS. Human urine starts to decompose in a few hours at room temperature. A jug of it left sitting around would smell like ammonia, not urine. A tester would notice this immediately and fail you.

Even if it was refrigerated, it would only be good for a week or two.

If you don't have to show up to pee in the cup, why don't you have your mother pee in it for you?
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I'd say that this is total BS.
I would say you are right......again.
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...to Mr.(s) Buzzby, 1toke and Elicit. You are 100 % correct. I got a warning at the Lounge for saying (typing)? what I truly felt in my heart, so I shant do that here. I'll try to answer the OP in a way that his/her generation can relate to...BULLFREAKINGSHIZZNIT!!!
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you caan say bs all you wan't but it's worked for me so im saying what ive done.
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What we are saying is that any lab or collection facility worth their placard on the post would catch the old piss in an instant. Also, the lab will not process piss unless the donor is present and signs an authorization form. No collection facility would take piss from someone walking in with a cup and putting someone else's name on the form. We do check ID's. We cannot accept and send urine to a lab that we did not actually perform the collection on. That would be considered a fatal error and would require the collector to go through re-training.

Perhaps, your mother thinks that by making you piss in a cup, she is actually discouraging you from using marijuana. Did you ever think that she is not actually taking the piss to a lab, but trying to fake you out?

It appears you arent as smart as you think you are, you are only succeeding in fooling your mother, no one else.

I agree with the BS opinion.
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