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Old 10-18-2006, 06:17 AM   #1
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Okay, i got called to some very last minute duty over the next 2 weeks, and made the mistake of smoking the past few weeks thinking I had time off. Enough of that.

Substitution/Dillution is not an option. I need to be able to produce urine anytime over a 8 hour perioid, for the next 2 weeks, and be able to be supervised while doing so. So my only option is one of those Whizzinators, for which i have a few questions. I REALLY appreciate ANY help, and I have to order it tomorrow (Wed) so i appreciate fast responses!

1. I saw the real whizzinator on their actual website, but then seen another site (ureasample.com) selling their own version. The other site seemed to have a better version because you just "pull" the fake penis to let the urine out as compared to the Original Whiz which they say has a loud valve which can be heard? The ureasample.com version looks better but they have no phone # so I am not sure if they are reputable, and cant risk not getting the product on time. Your opinions? Has anyone dealt with them?

2. Urine is a problem. From what I read on Whizzinators site human urine is only good for 8 hours, and after that it grows bacteria. For me to get a clean sample every morning for 2 weeks is gonna be outrageously hard lol. Could i refrigerate/freeze or do somthing so I can store a decent sized amount without having to get fresh urine every morning?

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Old 10-18-2006, 07:21 AM   #2
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You can freeze urine, the problem is getting it up to the right temp in time for the test. I've never used one of those fake wang things, but I guess the Wizzinator is tried and true. Get some synthetic urine. I dont believe it will grow bacteria like real piss will.
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1. I saw the real whizzinator on their actual website, but then seen another site (ureasample.com) selling their own version. The other site seemed to have a better version because you just "pull" the fake penis to let the urine out as compared to the Original Whiz which they say has a loud valve which can be heard? The ureasample.com version looks better but they have no phone # so I am not sure if they are reputable, and cant risk not getting the product on time. Your opinions? Has anyone dealt with them?

2. Urine is a problem. From what I read on Whizzinators site human urine is only good for 8 hours, and after that it grows bacteria. For me to get a clean sample every morning for 2 weeks is gonna be outrageously hard lol. Could i refrigerate/freeze or do somthing so I can store a decent sized amount without having to get fresh urine every morning?

Thanks again!
Apparently, urine is good for a little longer than 8 hours but not much longer, maybe 12 or 16 but I wouldn't push it and I understand how big of a pain getting a fresh sample everyday for 14 days would be. Like destroy says, you can get synthetic urine such as quick fix 4.0 that will be good from one day to the next.

As far as the device from ureasample being better than the whizzinator, it looks like there are pros and cons to each. The whizzinator looks very real and it isn't in a rigid position like the one from ureasample. It is easy to use and wear too. It does make a noise but I wouldn't call it a loud noise. It is a quiet snap that can be muffled or covered up with a cough. It is a snapping plastic valve that they use. The ureasample I have never used but if it is quiet that that is a pro but the whizinator which I have used, does look more realistic. If you order the Whizzinator and you are not pasty white, do not order the white model. If you have any color to your skin at all, get tan or latino. The white one is almost for albinos.
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Employers should not observe unless you give them cause. Merely having a random test is not cause. Your situation sounds a bit wierd. Although you didn't say it, you inferred that it is for employment purposes. Care to elaborate?
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