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CMonte420 · 10-25-2006, 08:09 PM

OK, so If I am testing on Friday....I should do the following? I just want to clarify my instructions. I really do appreciate the help from you guys, the information is invaluable. And yes the test is for probation.

-Take 4-6 Aspirin 45-60 mins prior to testing
-Drink 96 oz's of Gatorade with a teaspoon of salt for each 8 oz's
(when do I drink this?)
-Take creatine supplements, 5 grams every four hours for the next 2 days?

That's it?

lsd420 · 10-25-2006, 09:16 PM

in fact, try a trial run today w/ those instructions. The only difference is that you won't have the creatine metabolized in your body yet. Take a home test after pissing about 5 times and do it on a full bladder. See if it works. Tommorrow, i suggest taking another test in the morning w/ your first void to see what's really goin' on. My guess is you'll test positive but you never know. My friend tested negative once only after three days and he wasn't prepared, although he is a workout maniac. Remember, when you take your official test, have a FULL bladder. Taking the creatine=25 grams per day for the next two days will help also, especially if you have a high metabolism. If you can at all postpone it until monday do it though. Remember, the longer the better. Gatorade+1/4 teaspoon of salt per 8 oz. of gatorade drank. This can be done the day of the test. Can drink more if needed.

CMonte420 · 10-25-2006, 09:47 PM

So how many times should I be urinating after I start the regiment of gatorade and salt? And how far prior to the test should I start this regiment?

lsd420 · 10-25-2006, 10:26 PM

start as soon as you wake up. More gatorade the better. But don't overdue it. Coffee can help also to piss more frequently. Just remember to have a full bladder when you go in b/c this will dilute the THC even more. Remember the b-2 to color the piss b/c diluting could make you piss clear and you will have to take the test again. Also, 5 asprins(325 mg) helps against Emit tests. Don't know what they use for probation but better safe than sorry. Start on creatine now. Should piss at least 5 times(more the better) before taking test. Remeber though, the fuller the bladder, the more dilute the THC will be in your piss.

tattat1911 · 10-25-2006, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule

Quit yelling. Again, you have given inaccurate info on the role of fiber and THC as well as exercise. The exercise needs to be aerobic. The role of fiber has nothing to do with fat and floaties. Soluble fiber (there is also insoluble fiber)can help increase THC elimination from the body but not because fat is released in stool. Yes fat is released in stool but what soluble fiber does specifically when it comes to THC elimination is that it binds with bile and the bile is then excreted in the feces at a higher rate than normal. Since one pathway for THC elimination is through bile, if you eliminate the bile from your body the theory is that your body will produce more bile to replace the lost bile and increase THC elimination. This is very simliar to how soluble fiber lowers blood cholesterol. Since bile contains cholesterol, if you increase bile elimination then you body must make more bile and pull cholesterol from the blood, lowering blood levels.

I don't know by how much or what factor soluble fiber actually increases THC metabolism but it can't hurt.

If you are going to give advice, try not to yell and make sure it is accurate please.

As far as the creatine you can get it at health food stores or by eating red meat.

WHAT IN THE HELL MAKES YOU THINK THAT IM YELLING? AND BY THE WAY I HAVE ALREADY BEEN EDUCATED ON THC AND SOLUABLE AND INSOLUABLE FIBER-THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I GUESS THE INFO THAT WAS GIVEN TO ME FROM THE GET GO WAS INACCURATE. FORGIVE ME. NEXT TIME ILL MAKE SURE MY INFO IS INACCURATE FAKEBOOBSRULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CMonte420 · 10-25-2006, 11:19 PM

You are typing in all caps...in the online world, that is construed as yelling.

FakeBoobsRule · 10-25-2006, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tattat1911

WHAT IN THE HELL MAKES YOU THINK THAT IM YELLING? AND BY THE WAY I HAVE ALREADY BEEN EDUCATED ON THC AND SOLUABLE AND INSOLUABLE FIBER-THANK YOU VERY MUCH.NEXT TIME ILL MAKE SURE MY INFO IS INACCURATE

I know you were educated about fiber, I taught it to you but it was not until after I posted the second correction about fiber and THC in this thread. You posted inaccurate info on fiber twice and I posted a correction twice. Now it looks like I will not have to. Like Cmonte said, when you type in all caps it is considered yelling and rude. Also, look at your post. You said you would post inaccurate info next time, I think you meant accurate or at least I hope so.

CMonte420 · 10-26-2006, 12:06 AM

Well, first let me take the opportunity to thank you guys for all the valuable information. I have done a lot of research on drug testing in the past few days, and this is the most informative site I have encountered and I am now proud to be a member of a site that houses such educated individuals. I have decided, I'm going to face the consequences...my P.O. said I needed to take another test tomorrow, or the dillute one would be considered dirty. I am going to Email him tomorrow and tell him that work has called me out of town for something or other, and start the creatine regiment. I will take 25 grams per day starting tomorrow, and over the weekend. Am I to understand other than that, I do nothing but abstain until the day of my UA, and then follow the instructions given by N2 for dullution? Someone mentioned to me "Super Dilluting", is that any different? And...I also wonder if I would be better off going down and taking the test tomorrow anyways, but just Dilluting big time with water for another Dillute test, atleast then it appears as tho I have made an effort to do as I was told...any suggestions guys?

FakeBoobsRule · 10-26-2006, 02:03 AM

Super diluting is code for someone who doesn't know what they are talking about. The goal of dilution techniques is not to produce pure water in your urine. Although sometimes a negative dilute is better than a positive, sometimes it is just as bad, as in your case. The goal is to dilute enough to pass but not enough to cause a dilute sample. If your goal is to produce straight water that is simple, drink a gallon of water within an hour of the test. It will probably fail validity testing though. Obviously dilution works best for someone who has had a chance to stop smoking a good amount of time before the test but isn't quite clean or the occasional smoker. If you smoke a quarter a day of dank you probably will not be able to pass the next day after stopping. Super diluting is just crazy talk.

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10-25-2006, 08:09 PM	#11
CMonte420 New Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 27 Grams: 801.15 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	OK, so If I am testing on Friday....I should do the following? I just want to clarify my instructions. I really do appreciate the help from you guys, the information is invaluable. And yes the test is for probation. -Take 4-6 Aspirin 45-60 mins prior to testing -Drink 96 oz's of Gatorade with a teaspoon of salt for each 8 oz's (when do I drink this?) -Take creatine supplements, 5 grams every four hours for the next 2 days? That's it?

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lsd420 New Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 15 Grams: 798.70 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	in fact, try a trial run today w/ those instructions. The only difference is that you won't have the creatine metabolized in your body yet. Take a home test after pissing about 5 times and do it on a full bladder. See if it works. Tommorrow, i suggest taking another test in the morning w/ your first void to see what's really goin' on. My guess is you'll test positive but you never know. My friend tested negative once only after three days and he wasn't prepared, although he is a workout maniac. Remember, when you take your official test, have a FULL bladder. Taking the creatine=25 grams per day for the next two days will help also, especially if you have a high metabolism. If you can at all postpone it until monday do it though. Remember, the longer the better. Gatorade+1/4 teaspoon of salt per 8 oz. of gatorade drank. This can be done the day of the test. Can drink more if needed.

10-25-2006, 10:26 PM	#14
lsd420 New Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 15 Grams: 798.70 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	start as soon as you wake up. More gatorade the better. But don't overdue it. Coffee can help also to piss more frequently. Just remember to have a full bladder when you go in b/c this will dilute the THC even more. Remember the b-2 to color the piss b/c diluting could make you piss clear and you will have to take the test again. Also, 5 asprins(325 mg) helps against Emit tests. Don't know what they use for probation but better safe than sorry. Start on creatine now. Should piss at least 5 times(more the better) before taking test. Remeber though, the fuller the bladder, the more dilute the THC will be in your piss.

10-25-2006, 11:19 PM	#16
CMonte420 New Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 27 Grams: 801.15 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	You are typing in all caps...in the online world, that is construed as yelling.

10-26-2006, 12:06 AM	#18
CMonte420 New Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 27 Grams: 801.15 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Well, first let me take the opportunity to thank you guys for all the valuable information. I have done a lot of research on drug testing in the past few days, and this is the most informative site I have encountered and I am now proud to be a member of a site that houses such educated individuals. I have decided, I'm going to face the consequences...my P.O. said I needed to take another test tomorrow, or the dillute one would be considered dirty. I am going to Email him tomorrow and tell him that work has called me out of town for something or other, and start the creatine regiment. I will take 25 grams per day starting tomorrow, and over the weekend. Am I to understand other than that, I do nothing but abstain until the day of my UA, and then follow the instructions given by N2 for dullution? Someone mentioned to me "Super Dilluting", is that any different? And...I also wonder if I would be better off going down and taking the test tomorrow anyways, but just Dilluting big time with water for another Dillute test, atleast then it appears as tho I have made an effort to do as I was told...any suggestions guys?

10-26-2006, 02:03 AM	#19
FakeBoobsRule Nice legs are a must (LC) Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,774 Grams: 5,677.03 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 76 Thanked 130 Times in 88 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Super diluting is code for someone who doesn't know what they are talking about. The goal of dilution techniques is not to produce pure water in your urine. Although sometimes a negative dilute is better than a positive, sometimes it is just as bad, as in your case. The goal is to dilute enough to pass but not enough to cause a dilute sample. If your goal is to produce straight water that is simple, drink a gallon of water within an hour of the test. It will probably fail validity testing though. Obviously dilution works best for someone who has had a chance to stop smoking a good amount of time before the test but isn't quite clean or the occasional smoker. If you smoke a quarter a day of dank you probably will not be able to pass the next day after stopping. Super diluting is just crazy talk.

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