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Old 01-10-2002, 04:04 AM   #1
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ok, never thought i would find myself in this situation but here it is.... i have a whiz quiz in 3 weeks (today is 1/9). to make a long story short, i got careless. soo im about 120lbs and my metabolism is great but here's the thing.... i have been smoking everyday for about a year..... pretty heavily. i plan on stopping 1 week or a week and 1/2 before the test (if i can't get any clean piss). so my question is: do you think it will take a week for me to pass a test if i drink a crapful of water the day of the test and put a few drops of bleach in the sample? any advice would be appriciated. thanks
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Old 01-10-2002, 06:24 AM   #2
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I hate to tell you this but you have to stop smoking now. If you want to pass that test your going to need as much time from now until then to flush your system. As you said you are a heavy smoker. I takes a least 4 weeks for a persons system to naturally clear after only smoking once in thier life. Your gonna have to put down that joint now if there is even a chance you can pass a qualitative test you need all the help you can. Good Luck man. Bleach will only taint the results. Bleach does nothing for suppressing the presence of MJ
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Old 01-10-2002, 06:32 AM   #3
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Achtung is right on the money... Its better to stay clean now then to sweat the issue more later on. Adding bleach to the sample will throw it off, but it will also throw off the ph and specific gravity and it will probally be noticed pretty easily. If substitution is a viable option for you... then totally go that route.
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Old 01-11-2002, 12:03 AM   #4
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Smoking heavily for so long could make it take 30 days for your system to be clean or even more. If I were you I'd lay off the toking right away... you'll probably be ok for the test if you quit now.
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Not true.

I weigh 120 and I smoked hydro everysingle day at least once.
I quit 5 days prior to the drug test then I drink as much water as I can on the day of the test. I try to piss at least 6 times before taking the test. The piss comes out 99% water. I have done this 3 times and has worked everytime.

I guess for some people it take 30 days to get out, but for those of us who are skinny it only takes about a week to get it out enough where it wont be detected.
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ya man i would definitely stop now- then right after the test blaze a fat one
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Hi there, I'm sorry for butting in here but maybe I can help.
Why not sub??? It's easy,safe and clean. The only concern is the temp but if you keep it in your crotch for about an hour before the test it will reach a acceptable temp.
I can't figure out why everyone doesn't sub this way.
Everybody tortures them selves by abstaining or using some ridiculous manner to sneak in their grand mothers pee in a condom.lol....I actually had a friend who would follow his dog around with a jar and try to catch his urine. What the.....
I smoked a fatty about 1 hour before my last test, walked in closed the door, pulled out my Quick Fix 4.0 bottle and poured it in the cup. Walked out and gave it to the lab tech. In and out in less than 10 minutes. I have used this method 4 times now and have passed every time.
If you have any questions about subbing or quick fix 4.0 please feel free to ask.
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