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DrewNeedsHelp

Hey I have a probation drug test in 12 days, but I smoked 4 days ago. I smoked a blunt or so for a few days because I wasn't supposed to report for another month. But my P.O called me yesterday and told me that my last urine test, which I thought I passed, came back as diluted. I would appreciate any advice because if I get caught I could be looking at revoked probation or jail time because I had to admit to smoking weed right before I started probation because I was gonna get a test. Also, I missed a meeting because I am a dumbass and the reason im on bull shit ass probation is because I was pulled over for speeding 6 months ago and a cop illegally searched my car, which I couldn't prove, and found some weed and took me to jail. So I am as I said desperate and am going to quit smoking until I get off probation because I realized it's not worth it, but I thought I could get away with it. Before my last test, which came back diluted, I took AZo standard, drank alot of water, and took certo right before the test and I thought it worked until my P.O called me yesterday. So someone ANYONE please help me

 

Sec

The answers are here if you care to read.

First of all, I don't believe you really will quit until you are off probation. You haven't quit yet, what makes you think you will have the will power to stop now? You can't even accept that you are to blame for your current situation. You had pot in your car. You were speeding. You missed a meeting with your PO. You were smoking pot. You chose to try to get away with smoking while on probation. Notice a pattern here? Quit blaming the cops for doing their job.

Second, I know nothing of your smoking history in the past 2-3 months or so. How can I possibly figure out whether you can dilute when I have no idea how much you smoke on a regular basis.

Third, You just asked the question without reading enough to find the answer. You only read enough to figure out that if you ask, someone will probably hand you an answer on a green screen.

IF you had tried to help yourself by not smoking while on probation, I might think you were worth my time. You won't try, so why should I?

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DrewNeedsHelp

thanks man, thats really thoughtful to read peoples threads and talk down on them when you don't even know them. first off, if you would have read my thread I did acknowledge my stupidity by calling myself a dumbass, so you can fuck off. I know I messed up, but why do you feel the need to even respond if you don't have any helpful advice. are you that bored and lonely that you need read peoples threads and put them down to make yourself feel cool, guess so. I did read search for the answer, but I did'nt read anything that seemed full proof so I figured I would post a question hoping someone in a similar situation could advise me on, not to have to read stupid ass messages from people who have nothing better to do than start bull shit. So thanks for you response and go fuck yourself.

Sec

Ok, here goes:

You say your read and did some searches. Well, you apparently didn't read enough to know what to ask. Telling us how you got busted and that you missed meetings and how you think you were "wronged" by a cop tells me and everyone else absolutely NOTHING about your smoking history. You say you are a dumbass, then go on for 6 more sentences about how nothing else was within your control, but you still, even in the second post (yea, the one where you got off on telling me what a dumbass I am), didn't say anything that can be of help in assessing your current situation.

You have TWELVE DAYS!!! That is at least 3 times longer than a huge majority of the members posting here for help. That is an enormous amount of time to read and learn and ask questions in a way that someone can actually help you.

Cuss me out if you want, I have been called worse to my face; just remember: I am not the one facing jail - am I?

Think about what you want to write before you actually hit the keyboard. Help others to help you. They arent mind readers. Give them something they can use.

1tokeovertheline

Hmmmmmm!!!!!! I wonder what would happen if I told a moderator to "fuck off" in open forum.

On second thought....no I don't wonder, I know. Are you other mods and admins going to let him treat sec like that???? That is bullshit. His ass should be thrown off the site.

 

FakeBoobsRule

This is the best part of his post. Now pectinguy can see that certo is not the miracle drink.

Drew, if you need help there are about 10 people here who give solid advice. All of them respect and like Sec3. She is a very wise and kind woman. She isn't even a smoker and yet she helps smokers all the time. She has helped me on many occasions and I can't thank her enough. If you want solid info from those 10 people who can improve your chances greatly of pulling your ass out of the fire then I suggest you apologize to Sec and show some humility and contrition and remorse for your second post on this website. You have offended her, her friends, and this whole community in general. Lucky for you the mods and adminitrators have a little bit of patience or you would be banned for your insults.

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1tokeovertheline

Hopefully he isn't banned yet because none of the others have seen his bullshit. You are correct about sec3 and the others response. After his actions I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

DrewNeedsHelp

Ok, ok I agree now I didnt know what I was talking about and I apoligize to sec3 and whoever else it offended

DrewNeedsHelp

Look Sec3 I have never been on this site before and I did not really know how things worked around here. I had no id you were a moderator or administrator or even a girl. I thought you were some random guy just trying to talk crap for the hell of it. I guess I should have found out and I really am sorry about that because not only would I never talk to a woman like that but I did'nt think you were trying to give me advice, I thought you were putting me down. Also you were right, after our altercation I looked further into the site and my thread was a little ignorant, considering all the other more urgent threads, so you were justified anyway. But I am not apoligizing because all these people replied insulting me or even because I thought I would get kicked off the site, I am apoligizing because I was out of line and obviously very wrong. So I hope you believe me and I will refrain from cursing people I dont know, especially on this site, because now I understand that there is alot of helpful info and people here that are just trying to help. And I do appreciate the brutally honest advice, I deserved it

pectinguy

Now, now...Try and be fair here:

I have specifically stated:

"I do not defend the belief that downing some certo and gatorade works miracles."

-p.g.