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Old 11-09-2006, 11:01 PM   #1
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Default I need this job...typical will I pass question

OK. I smoked at a halloween party on 10/28/06. I only had 5-6 hits the whole night. Before that it was longer than 2 years since I had smoked last.

I have been a contractor at a forune 500 company for the past month, and was offered full time employment. It is a great job, and I am really excited to have the opportunity.

I took an at home test from Phamtech on 11/3/06. 7 days later. It came out negative at home (faint line). But I still sent it to them. I overnighted it, and 2 days ago the results on the website also said negative.

At home I took it at night, and mid stream, but did not drink any more liquids than normal.

I am 30 years old, 5'8" and 170 lb. So not big, but I have a nice belly forming.

I am just freaking out that I might have messed up this great opportunity. I will probably be able to push the drug test back to 11/17/06. so it will be 20 days.

Do you guys think I should still dillute with Vitamin-b, or do you think that I will be alright without it.

thanks for all the help in advance
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Old 11-09-2006, 11:14 PM   #2
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I forgot to add. In the email it says that I will need to go to a Labcorp within 2 days of recieving my documents, so I get to chose when i go.

Hope this helps with the info.
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Old 11-10-2006, 12:46 AM   #3
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Don't be scared. You will do fine. Schedule your test and enjoy the new position. 5-6 hits are not enough to test positive after a week, let alone two weeks after the fact.
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if your worried that you wont pass than take my advice, its worked for me numerous times. get a box of surejell or certo. its that waxy stuff you use for canning. it creates a fatty-like filter in the bottom of your bladder that filter out thc as it goes through. drink one packet 2 hours before test and the other an hour before test while drinking plenty of fluids. its never failed for anyone that i know have took it. so good luck on that job
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Bluntman, I don't feel like writing another response to this post because Sec did it already. Let me quote it for you.
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This is so incorrect, it isn't even funny.

If you truely believe this, then post scientific data proving your statement. Show me a medical report saying that sure-jell or certo survives the stomach acid, is absorbed through the intestines, into your blood system, is filtered through the kidneys into the bladder and then just sits there, for the magical time period that it takes to take a piss test. After all that, the sure-jell or certo doesn't continue to stay in your bladder, but just as magically as it appeared, it leaves your body through the urethra.

Yea, right.
You drank a lot of water while using the Sure-jell/certo. Do you think this has anything to do with you passing?
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Old 04-14-2007, 01:04 AM   #6
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if your worried that you wont pass than take my advice, its worked for me numerous times. get a box of surejell or certo. its that waxy stuff you use for canning. it creates a fatty-like filter in the bottom of your bladder that filter out thc as it goes through. drink one packet 2 hours before test and the other an hour before test while drinking plenty of fluids. its never failed for anyone that i know have took it. so good luck on that job
Besides, certo is NOT the waxy stuff on top of jams and jellies. That is parafin wax. You don't eat that stuff. Certo is the thickening agent in jams and jellies. It filters NOTHING.

Added: AND this thread has been over and done with for almost 6 months. The OP is long gone.
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sec3, i have no data proving anything except i do know that it works. i smoke all day every day and someone told me about surejell so i tried it. i smoked heavily until i took the first packet, i only started drinking fluids after i drank the first packet and its the only thing that has ever worked that effectively for me and everyone else that has used it. maybe it doesnt sit in your bladder and filter the thc out but i do know it works, i have no way to prove it but im just speaking from my own personal experiances with the product
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Bluntman, I don't feel like writing another response to this post because Sec did it already. Let me quote it for you.

You drank a lot of water while using the Sure-jell/certo. Do you think this has anything to do with you passing?
Have you tried to pass a drug test simply drinking an equal amount of water?
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Default an idea to pass a drug test

once i was drug tested. i drunk galons of water to make sure i pass the test. the submited urine was colorless, one wouldn't recognize it as urine, but rather as a plain watar. the test results were not positive, but they came as diluted. this time i am about to go again to take a drug test. but this time ill try an idea. I evaporated the other person's urine. now i have a yellow powder. the day of the test i will drink as many galons of water as i possibly can. my urine will be colorless again (but of the proper temperature). then i will add a little bit of the pricipitate i saved from the urine i previously mentioned evaporating. its a preemployment test so nobody will probaby watch me while i piss. even if they do i will sneek that powder into my colorless urine. the submited urine should then look of the proper collor and composition. I smoke weed daily. but these days i try to smoke less. i put more then 80% tabak and the rest of course weed (just to keep my habit so i function normally) and i try to smoke just a joint or two per day. I will post a message as soon as i hear of my test results. If somebody already tried, or know why this procedure will not workd plz replay.
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i forgot to say that the urine precipitate i will use is of a person double my age. the standard cheap preemployment tests cannot see the diffrence here. can they?
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